Humans

You know what a human is you are literally a human why would you even read this do you just have that much time on your hands that you see an article on something you already know about and just go "HMMMMMMMMMMMMM WELL LET'S FIND OUT EH"? Is that your life? Is it?

Basic Information

Anatomy

https://www.innerbody.com/htm/body.html

Genetics and Reproduction

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6JbCmHHIwL4

Growth Rate & Stages

They're generally considered adults at the age of 18, although this varies between nations and cultures. According to Discord Mods it's 12. Brain development generally finishes around 25.

Ecology and Habitats

Everywhere on Earth except the Antar- checks notes while sipping vodka and spits it out - WE'VE SETTLED THERE TOO!?

Dietary Needs and Habits

Lies: https://www.wellnessdaily.com.au/health/7-essential-nutrients-your-body-needs

Truth: Potato.

Biological Cycle

Depression turns into seasonal depression during Autumn and Winter.

Additional Information

Social Structure

People named Andrew > People named Dave. Fuck you Dave.

Domestication

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh MOVING ON

Uses, Products & Exploitation

UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MOVING ON AGAIN

Facial characteristics

Mostly ugly, also prone to expecting an above average mate even while themselves being below average and then under-appreciating that mate if they somehow get with them. Anna please come back I miss you.

Geographic Origin and Distribution

Literally everywhere even the goddamn Antarctic isn't free of us.

Average Intelligence

Much less than scientists claim.

Perception and Sensory Capabilities

Eyesight is better than most species, bit lacking in the hearing and smelling departments tho.

Symbiotic and Parasitic organisms

Dog is symbiotic, cat is parasite.

Civilization and Culture

Major Organizations

Union of Andrews and Cult of Shaggy are the most significant and powerful.

Beauty Ideals

Varies a bit but we can all agree that Andrew is the sexiest man alive.

Gender Ideals

Not to be redpilled or anything but what the fuck are these "woman" things everyone is so obsessed with putting their penises in?

Courtship Ideals

Throw cheese at her 100% of the time it works every time.

Relationship Ideals

If she doesn't even watch anime while going "what guys I just watch anime occasionally that doesn't make me a weeb guys please stop bullying me" in unison with you is she even worth it bruh?

Average Technological Level

Digital currency based on a humorous yellow dog is going to take the human race to the moon with a man who wants to colonise Mars and named his child after a Tesco's bar-code.

Seperate: In the actual story of Crashland Invasion it's 2028 so things are barely any more advanced except for some military stuffthat was mostly kept secret from the public anyway.

Major Language Groups and Dialects

The only language that matters is whatever my drunken neighbour was speaking before those demons appeared.

Common Etiquette Rules

Eat ass fuck fast.

Common Dress Code

It's not JoJo's Bizarre Adventure style fashion but it should be.

Common Taboos

Being called Karen.

History

Group 1: "This is mine."

Group 2: "No we were here first."

stabbing and shooting ensues

Historical Figures

Andrew.

Common Myths and Legends

That it's possible to be horny and not deserve to die immediately.

Interspecies Relations and Assumptions

Furries shouldn't be allowed near animals of any kind.

Scientific Name

Homo Sapiens Sapiens

Origin/Ancestry

Biggie Cheese got a time machine and gifted intelligence to monke.

Conservation Status

In most countries it's usually illegal to kill them, in some cases even being punishable by death.

Average Height

I've heard a lot about 4 inches being average.

Average Weight

More than the healthy amount.

Average Physique

Hard to sample I'm an indoors human.

Body Tint, Colouring and Marking

Very varied.