The Hermit King

"Hark all ye sinners, The Hermit King beseaches thee return to thine abodes, humbly thouself in solitude and repent.
He isolates himself from our sins, resisting the sweet temptation of company such that he might be closer to the saints; for one cannot hear them over the chatter and babble of the living.
Lo he sits apart from his silent councillors, the seven grand Hermits, first and last among their order, for even they are too loud for The Hermit King.
Parents teach your children silence such that they might know The Hermit King, for his silence extends to all things, just as the noise of all things reach him. Tell them he knows all, tell them he hears all and it sickens him."
This is just one brief quote from one of the many hermit preachers that minister to the crowds of Capital everyday. But who is The Hermit King, and how can one be a King of a bunch of people who don't want to speak to anyone, who voted for him and does he really hear all? Our Kerry Fitcher attempted to get an interview, find out more on page 12.

Holidays

None, he is restless

Divine Goals & Aspirations

We asked several hermits of his goals but they refused to comment

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Sick and Starved, the hermit king suffers for every word spoken in excess, worsening every day

Facial Features

Old and Wisened, yet he has no beard or hair, for the growing of such things is loud to the hermit king

Identifying Characteristics

One would know him if they found him

Mental characteristics

Accomplishments & Achievements

His silent protest of countless issues has saved the world many a time

Morality & Philosophy

not to put words in his mouth, but we assume "silence is golden" "an idiot speaks, a clever man listens first"

Known Languages

The words of Goblins, the sounds of plants, the noises of stone and the lapping of water