You Suckers are Born

Life, Birth

This is when your story started. Ish. Give or take a few decades.

The Taking is like an old legend, attested only in dusty scrolls. The Immortals have taken to their heels on the Eastern continent, and they're finally starting to give way in The Crotch. It's every human's duty to help push those damn snowflakes out of the way, and finally make them quit looking down their noses at us already gosh.