Gamer Ghost
Ok this isn't an emergency, however, it turns out that HQ is haunted, and this ghost is extremely annoying. He called me a "scrub?" Look, I don't know what it means either, just convince him to leave. Call him names or something, I don't want to deal with this. He's been going around personnel communication lines, comments on various documents, a lot in our forums, etc. You'll know him when you see him, by the sharp rise in your blood pressure— or maybe that's just me.
O.O now that is an lovely use of the discussion boards. Awesome work.. also that break room chat. XD so well done!
I planned this before discussion boards came out, and was just going to use comments— imaging my surprise when the feature rolled out just in time...