Ok this isn't an emergency, however, it turns out that HQ is haunted, and this ghost is extremely annoying. He called me a "scrub?" Look, I don't know what it means either, just convince him to leave. Call him names or something, I don't want to deal with this. He's been going around personnel communication lines, comments on various documents, a lot in our forums, etc. You'll know him when you see him, by the sharp rise in your blood pressure— or maybe that's just me.