A Jolly Reply

Ok, partial success. We've received a response from the anomaly. Honestly, I have no idea how they were able to find my address— at least I doubt it has anything to do with the chili of the month club I signed up for the other day. Anyway, the bad news, our trackers have all gone offline— either this thing is living in a deadzone, or another dimension.
Keep on your toes everyone— I don't like the sound of this. We'll be working behind the scenes to figure out a way to stop this thing from possibly delivering thousands of anomalous "gifts" around the world. In the meantime, I've got chili to try.

— Bin Folks, Administrator

Oh, dearies, it seems there's been some sort of mistake— my name isn't Santa, but just this once, I'll give you a break. It's Sanda, I'll have you know, but don't worry— you shall receive your gifts, come rain, sleet, or snow. It won't be long now, I've got my elves hard at work— on Christmas you'll see them, like clockwork.

— Sanda