The Vandals Carnival 1} Dakota, Daniia, Pompom


"cOR, mATE! gOOD fUCkIN jAB!"



"gDAY! yOU lOOkIN fOR a fUCkIN tUSsLE, kIDDO?"


"wITH mY oWN tWO hANDS, gIRLy! kICKS rIGHtEOUS fUCkIN aSS, e dOES!"
She punched the automaton in the face, then grappled it with a laugh.


Pompom was tackled to the ground, and started exchanging fevered punches with the automaton.
"sEAsHELLS?! wONdER iF tHEYd mAKE a gOOD wEApON iN tHE pIT!"


She was taking punch after punch to the face, getting dazed and losing her guard. The automaton picked up a large rock and winded it up, getting ready to bring it down on Pompom's head. But it stopped. The wind-up key on its back had slowed to a stop, and the robot froze.
"hAAhAAhAA! tOO sLOW aGAIN, wILsON! bETtER lUCK nEXT tIME, mATE!"
She affectionately patted the deactivated automaton on the stomach before flopping limp in the sand to catch her breath.


"oOOH! nOT bAD mATE! iD lIKE tO sEE mORE oF tHOSE tYPES oF sEAsHELLS oN tHE sEA sHORE! hAAhAA!



"pOMpOM jIGaSH, rINGmAStER oF tHE vANdALS cARnIvAL!" she exclaimed with a flourish, spinning to face the other two again with a bow, before sitting on a rock and removing one of her boots to take all the rocks and blood out of it.


She put her boot back on and stood up with a grin, cracking her knuckles.


"wE tRAvEL aLL ovER!" she exclaimed, emoting with her hands, "wERE sET uP lESS tHAN a mILE uP tHE bEACH! yOU tWO sHOULD pOP uP fOR a tUSsLE! tHEN wELL kNOW wHAT yOUR bLOOD lOOKS lIKE! hAAhAAhAA!"


She reached down and picked up her automaton, standing him up. Pompom gave Wilson a happy pat in the face before standing behind him and winding up his key. She stood in front of him, hands on her hips, as the machine came back to life and hurled the rock in his hands at her head. She moved her head to the side, narrowly dodging the projectile.
"oI! cUT tHAT oUT mATE! wERE hEADiNG hOME!"
The automaton deflated slightly, and followed Pompom as the pair headed off towards The Carnival.


"dO yOU tWO wANnA fIGHT aS a tEAM? wE hAVEnT hAD a gOOD tAG tEAM iN agES!"


She put out her hand, asking Dakota to give her the spear.


"bRILLiaNT! yOU tWO pOUNDS oF fLESH wILL bE a gREAT fUCkIN lAUGH!"
Using the spear, she pointed towards a flap in the tent, that seemed to be in the direction of the roaring crowd. A fiery light spilled through the crack, as adrenaline started building.
"nOW gET oUT tHERE aND cRACK sOME fUCkIN sKULLS! hAAhAAhAA!"

The crowd roared with vicious excitement as the pair stepped out into the bleak, blood-spattered fighting ring. Rocks and splintered bits of driftwood were scattered around on the sandy ground. Tall palisades topped with sharpened sticks circled the ring, with the revelling throng peering down from the bleachers above. The tent was lit up with ominous torch sconces, and the iron smell of blood and viscera hung heavy in the air. A heavy iron gate slammed down behind Dakota and Daniia, leaving them trapped in the arena.
Across the way, a pair of trolls stepped out through a similar flap. One was a large, muscular indigoblood, who stared and growled at the pair. The other was a small, skittish rustblood, who was reluctantly thrown out into the arena by a pair of purpleblood employees. Both of the trolls had thick metal collars around their necks, and were dressed in circus-themed rags.

"lAdIES aND gENTLEmEN, bOYS aND gIRLS, aND eVERYtHING iN bETwEEN! aRE yOU rEADY fOR bLOOD tO fALL?!" Pompom roared, and the crowd cheered back.
The rustblood tried to pull the gate back up for a few moments, before realising it was a futile attempt, and scrambling to grab a splintered stick from the ground.
The indigoblood stood his ground, glaring at Dakota and Daniia through bloodthirsty blue eyes.

The rustblood stuck to the walls of the arena, clutching his stick with his eyes darting around to try think up a plan.
The indigoblood stood his ground near the centre of the arena, staring Daniia down with a growl.

"pUT yOUR hANDS tOgEThER fOR oUR wELL dRESsED sLAShERS, dAkOtA aND dAnIIA!"
The crowd roared in cheers and applause, and Pompom gestured to the two collared contestants,
"aND tOdAYS mURdERoUS sCUM wITH a tHIRST fOR bLOOD, tALgEN aND rAIbRU!"
The crowd cheered louder, a number of them chanting 'Talgen, Talgen, Talgen!' as the indigoblood looked up at his "fans".
"wITHoUT fURtHER aDO, tHEN, lETS sEE sOME fUCkIN bLOOD! hAAhAAhAA!"

The rock CLOCKED the rustblood in the forehead. He yelped stumbled back, bracing himself against the wall as blood trickled down his face. Laughter hummed from the crowd at the spectacle, as the rustblood steadied himself and frantically thrusted his splintered stick towards Dakota's shoulder. His aim was kind of shit, and Dakota was able to evade easily enough.
The indigoblood stared down Daniia, circling her and steadily getting closer with massive clenched fists.
"Ready to FUCKING DIE, WHELP?" he growled, "I'm going to ENJOY using your SPINE as a FUCKING TOOTHPICK."
"Ready to FUCKING DIE, WHELP?" he growled, "I'm going to ENJOY using your SPINE as a FUCKING TOOTHPICK."

Raibru clutched his freshly broken nose and leaped back. His face was covered in blood, and he glared at Dakota, crouching slightly. The fear in his eyes turned to adrenaline-fuelled rage.
"im going to strangle you to death with your own intestines. bitch."
He took a handful of bloodied sand and threw it towards Dakota's face.
"im going to strangle you to death with your own intestines. bitch."
He took a handful of bloodied sand and threw it towards Dakota's face.
Talgen stomped closer, glaring down at his shiny quarrel.
"You won't be able to TASTE anything but SHIT once I shove that FUCKING TONGUE up your SPINAL CREVICE, FUCKER."
He swung a wild haymaker towards Daniia.
"You won't be able to TASTE anything but SHIT once I shove that FUCKING TONGUE up your SPINAL CREVICE, FUCKER."
He swung a wild haymaker towards Daniia.

Dakota felt as the embellishment hit something, and heard a wincing growl and some muttered swears as Raibru ran to safety next to his beefcake teammate. He was smart enough to realise he didn't stand much of a chance against the ruthless pirate captain, and stood behind the indigoblood behemoth. He tried to wipe the blood from his eyes but ended up just getting sand in them.
Talgen recoiled slightly as the stick stuck into his shoulder. Laughter rang out from the crowd as he tore it out and snapped it in two, before swiping down to grab one of Daniia's legs and attempt to pick her up.

The sharp rock slashed against Talgen's shoulder, leading him to grunt in pain, but still maintain his grip on Daniia. He turned and shoved Raibru out of the way, before hurling the violetblood at Dakota with a roar.
Raibru stumbled but maintained his footing, watching as Daniia was thrown.
Daniia was flung through the air, narrowly missing Dakota. A mix of joyous laughter and disappointed booing rang out from the crowd. Talgen looked up at the audience with a scowl, then turned to look at Raibru.

Without looking, Talgen caught the rock, and glared at Dakota furiously. He shoved the rock into Raibru's hands, grabbed him by the scruff of the neck, and chucked him at Dakota.
"DO SOMETHING, you USELESS FUCKING WHELP."
"DO SOMETHING, you USELESS FUCKING WHELP."
Raibru CRASHED into Dakota with a surprised yelp. The crowd erupted in laughter as the two were reduced to a heap on the ground. Winded, Raibru grappled Dakota, raising the rock above his head. In the seconds before he attempted to turn Dakota's head into a splattered blue pulp, Daniia had a moment to act.
Daniia noticed her teammate about to be,, yknow, killed, and grabbed another pointy wood stick thing- With it in hand, she attempted to tackleabitch, i mean, tackle Raibru.A roaring laughter rang out from the crowd, as Daniia slipped on an intestine and crashed into the ground. As she started to pick herself up, she could see Raibru drive the rock down towards Dakota's face.[/container]
Talgen menacingly stomped towards Daniia, cracking his knuckles and neck as he prepared to turn the seadweller into a violet pulp across the wall of the arena.
"PATHETIC."
The rock collided with Dakota's forehead, sending a white-hot pain through her as warm blood spurted out of the gash on her head. Raibru frantically winded the rock up, preparing to go again. Cheers erupted from the crowd, with chants of "KILL, KILL, KILL!" ringing heavy in Dakota's half-dazed ears.[/container]
"PATHETIC."


Raibru was pushed off, caught off guard by Dakota's compliment. He scrambled to his feet, dropping the bloody rock.
"i cant fucking do this."
He ran to the gate and tried once again to pull it open. Boos erupted from the crowd at his act of cowardice, as Talgen furiously walked up behind the rustblood. Noticing the large shadow looming over him, Raibru turned around, looking up at the indigoblood with fear in his eyes.
"i cant fucking do this."
He ran to the gate and tried once again to pull it open. Boos erupted from the crowd at his act of cowardice, as Talgen furiously walked up behind the rustblood. Noticing the large shadow looming over him, Raibru turned around, looking up at the indigoblood with fear in his eyes.
"You WORTHLESS piece of SHIT," Talgen bellowed, clasping Raibru by the face with one of his massive hands and picking him up off his feet. Raibru flailed as he was dragged out into the middle of the arena by Talgen, "I'll MAKE you USEFUL, WHELP."
Talgen grabbed one of Raibru's pointy horns and viciously yanked on it, snapping it off of the rustblood's head. Laughter and cheers erupted from the crowd, drowning out Raibru's muffled screaming. Talgen dropped Raibru to the ground and turned to his adversaries, now with an improvised weapon in hand. Raibru gripped his head, writhing and howling in pain, before he fell unconscious.
Talgen walked towards the pair menacingly.
"I am going to FUCKING DESTROY you."
it was at times like this Daniia was glad she was small and agile. She thought out an idea in her head, grasping the sharpstickthing tightly, looking up at Raibru.[/container]
Talgen grabbed one of Raibru's pointy horns and viciously yanked on it, snapping it off of the rustblood's head. Laughter and cheers erupted from the crowd, drowning out Raibru's muffled screaming. Talgen dropped Raibru to the ground and turned to his adversaries, now with an improvised weapon in hand. Raibru gripped his head, writhing and howling in pain, before he fell unconscious.
Talgen walked towards the pair menacingly.
"I am going to FUCKING DESTROY you."

Talgen dashed towards Dakota as she started to spin her makeshift sling. He let out a roar as the rock hit him in the eye, and swung a wild jab towards Dakota with his horn-dagger, less accurate due to his injury.
He just barely swung wide, leaving himself open to a counter-attack.
Daniia figured this would be a horrible thing to do if she failed, but it was worth a shot. She tightened the shit hanging from her horns, making sure the beads were in a good swinging range. She ran over to Talgen, attempting to bring him down using her horns.[/container]
He just barely swung wide, leaving himself open to a counter-attack.

He held his ground, slightly winded from being butted into but still upright.
"WORTHLESS. SURRENDER and DIE."
He span, attempting to slam Daniia to the ground.
Daniia was brutally slammed to the ground, kicking up sand as the wind was knocked out of her. Talgen let out a roar, and raised up the horn in his hand, preparing to stab Daniia with it.[/container]
"WORTHLESS. SURRENDER and DIE."
He span, attempting to slam Daniia to the ground.

Talgen stumbled as the rock struck the side of his head. Momentarily dazed, the horn slipped out of his hand, sticking into the sand next to Daniia. He put one of his large hands against the side of his head, feeling as indigo blood pulsed between his fingers. He glared at Dakota with a building rage in his eyes. The crowd cheered.
well uh, yknow Daniias gonna take the horn- She just barely stood up, pain. She used the time she was given with Talgen momentarily distracted to attempt to very casually abdomenstab, yknow, as you do.[/container]
"LITTLE fucking WORM," Talgen cried out, as the horn pierced his abdomen, "You'll FUCKING regret that."
He pulled the horn out and tossed it across the arena, a spray of indigo spattering across the sand. He buckled slightly, before swinging a backhand at Daniia.
Talgen struck Daniia across the face with a growl.
He pulled the horn out and tossed it across the arena, a spray of indigo spattering across the sand. He buckled slightly, before swinging a backhand at Daniia.
Talgen struck Daniia across the face with a growl.


Talgen braced himself for impact, feeling a CRACK as the rock struck his collar bone. He put a hand over his leaking abdominal would and ran at Dakota, reaching out his massive hands to grab her by the shoulder.
Talgen grabbed Dakota by the shoulders, span around, and tossed her at the dazed Daniia.
Talgen grabbed Dakota by the shoulders, span around, and tossed her at the dazed Daniia.




Talgen stepped out from the wall, having partially recovered from the pain wracking his body. He circled around the ring towards Raibru's unconscious body, picked him up, and brutally tore one of his arms off without hesitation. The crowd erupted with laughter and cheers as he swung around his new club, staring down his opponents.
Daniia stood up, and ran towards Talgen, almost eeling bad for Raibru. Keyword almost. She grabbed a rock that had been previously thrown at Talgen and held it, waiting for the perfect time to throw it.[/container]
Talgen didn't hesitate in dashing towards Daniia and swinging his meat club (yeah yeah laugh it off) at Daniia's leg.
He struck Daniia in the leg with the severed arm, sending her off balance.[/container]

Talgen moved his head out of the way of the rock and it thumped down into the sand behind him. He cracked his neck, and attempted to pin down Daniia by putting a foot on her chest.
The crowd chanted Talgen's name as he pushed Daniia down into the sand with a foot, winding back the arm in preparation for striking her across the head with it.
The crowd chanted Talgen's name as he pushed Daniia down into the sand with a foot, winding back the arm in preparation for striking her across the head with it.

The rock sailed past him and she hissed "fuck"
Paying no attention to the rock that flew past him, Talgen swung the arm at Daniia's head.
Daniia dodged, no wait, she said 'no:heartpulse:' and like, rolled outa the way or somefin idk- she then moved over to a wall to jus, h[/container]

Talgen didn't notice the rock being tossed at him as he glared at Daniia. The stone bonked against the side of his head and knocked him off balance. He turned to face Dakota and dizzily hurled the arm at her.
He threw way too high, having the arm get impaled on one of the spikes around the top of the walls. He dashed over to Raibru to tear off his other arm.
"I will NOT LOSE to a pair of WHELPS like YOU."
He threw way too high, having the arm get impaled on one of the spikes around the top of the walls. He dashed over to Raibru to tear off his other arm.
"I will NOT LOSE to a pair of WHELPS like YOU."

He brutally tore Raibru's other arm, sending a spatter of blood into the air. He swung the arm at the airborne rock, smacking it out of the way with a thump.
"WARRIORS? You are NOT warriors. YOU ARE WEAKLINGS."
He stomped towards Dakota, giving her time to get up OR throw a rock before he got there.
"WARRIORS? You are NOT warriors. YOU ARE WEAKLINGS."
He stomped towards Dakota, giving her time to get up OR throw a rock before he got there.

The rock hit him in the stomach
Talgen grunted and stumbled as the rock hit him. He keeled over slightly, and furiously chucked the arm towards Dakota's head.
The meat club WHACKed Dakota in the face and Talgen let out a growl. Laughter roared on from the audience.
The meat club WHACKed Dakota in the face and Talgen let out a growl. Laughter roared on from the audience.

Talgen roared out in pain as the sticks were driven into his back. He stumbled and span to face Daniia, frenzied expression on his face. For the first time during this fight, there was a look of desperation on his face, as he swung an unsteady haymaker at Daniia.
He swung over her head with a roar. The crowd was cheering loudly, erupted with laughter at the display.
He swung over her head with a roar. The crowd was cheering loudly, erupted with laughter at the display.

Talgen attempted to grapple Daniia as she drove the sticks into his chest.
He grabbed her neck with a growl, blood leaking from his mouth. With his other hand, he grabbed the sticks, beginning to pull them out and giving Dakota a moment to act.
He grabbed her neck with a growl, blood leaking from his mouth. With his other hand, he grabbed the sticks, beginning to pull them out and giving Dakota a moment to act.

It missed
The rock plinked uselessly off of Talgen's shoulder as he attempted to drive the sticks into her abdomen. The revelling crowd was cheering wildly.
The sticks were driven into Daniia's gut, shooting a sharp pain through her entire body. He stared her in the eyes as blood leaked from his various wounds, and tossed her to the ground beside him. He turned to face Dakota, his knees buckling slightly.
"I'm going to ENJOY killing YOU, rock slinging COWARD."
The sticks were driven into Daniia's gut, shooting a sharp pain through her entire body. He stared her in the eyes as blood leaked from his various wounds, and tossed her to the ground beside him. He turned to face Dakota, his knees buckling slightly.
"I'm going to ENJOY killing YOU, rock slinging COWARD."

He caught it in one of his gargantuan hands, a sick smile growing across his face.
"It's OVER for you."
He swung a fist towards Dakota's head.
He swung wide, allowing Dakota to dodge the attack.
"It's OVER for you."
He swung a fist towards Dakota's head.
He swung wide, allowing Dakota to dodge the attack.

She stumbled forward not having the strength
Talgen attempted to catch Dakota's fist.
He grasped her fist and pulled her down, using the leverage to swing the rock in his hand towards the side of Dakota's head.
He grasped her fist and pulled her down, using the leverage to swing the rock in his hand towards the side of Dakota's head.

Talgen seemed to be on his last legs, and was struggling to stay standing. He stared down at Dakota, breathing heavily.
Yay The Sticks Are No Longer In Her Abdomen. She quickly got up, pain surging through her body. She ran as fast as she could, only about 1/3rd of her normal speed, jumping up, attempting to stab Talgen in the back once again.[/container]
Talgen cried out in pain as the sticks were driven into his back once again. He dizzily turned to look at Daniia, bloodied and broken. The rage seeped from his eyes and a mild remorse overcame him.
"Well fought, whelp."
He coughed, spraying blood onto the sand, and took a half step towards Daniia, before falling towards her.
Daniia was afforded just enough time to dodge, before the lumbering tower of vicious rage collapsed flat on his face, unable to fight on.
"Well fought, whelp."
He coughed, spraying blood onto the sand, and took a half step towards Daniia, before falling towards her.
Daniia was afforded just enough time to dodge, before the lumbering tower of vicious rage collapsed flat on his face, unable to fight on.
There was a brief moment of silence, before the crowd erupted into thunderous applause, cheering the names of Daniia and Dakota.



The crowd died down and watched closely as she leapt over the wooden spikes, landing on her feet in the sand. She stared at the two heavily injured contestants with a wicked grin on her face. She cracked her knuckles.
"rEAdY fOR rOUND tWO, mATES?!"


The automatons started to walk towards the centre of the arena where everyone was standing.


"hAAhAAhAA! tHE lOOKS oN yOUR fUCkIN fAcES! pRICElESS! sTELlAR pERfORmANCE mATES!"
Pompom and the crowd erupted into laughter. The ringmaster gave a clap as she laughed, before wiping under her robotic eye and shaking her head.
"nO, nO, mY aUtOmAtONS wONT bE kILlING yOU tOdAY! hAAhAAhAA!"


"tAKE iT aLL iN, mATES! yOU lIVED!"


"yOU tWO aRE fUCkIN gREAT! yOU sHOULD cOME bACK sOMEtIME!" she exclaimed, squatting down in front of the pair, "pEOpLE dONT uSuALlY sURvIVE agAINST tALgEN, hAAhAA!"



"cOR, tHE pRINCE? nICE oNE mATE!"




Pompom stood up and walked over to a nearby mirror, looking at herself in it.


She gave them a grin and a nod and started towards the exit.


"fUCK mE, yOU tWO aRE gULlIbLE! hAAhAA! nO, tHE pRIZE iSnT a fUCkIN sHIRT! wHAT dO yOU wANT?"


"hOW abOUT yOU, gIRLy?"

She turned and walked towards the exit.





"gLITtERiN pRIzES, jUST fOR yOU tWO! hAA!"


Pompom took out Dakota's spear from behind her back - was it always on her? - and held it out for the pirate.



Pompom cackled and walked out of the opposite side of the tent. That was fun to watch.
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