Bruno Ekherd
Sexy, charming, lady-killer.... middle-aged, average height, and corpulent; these are the words that best describe the best warrior among the group.
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Dear Diary, (Day 3)
Bruno "Maybe Crazy?" Ekherd
(Spoilers for Episode 3/4)
Ummmmm. Bruno doesn’t know what happening.
We found some prisoners dressed as Wardens. We let them go (Bruno no in military anymore, aint Brunos job to enforce law), one of them was so hurt (Bruno was remined of Emalee hand getting lopped off). But then We find cart wreck and it was all bad. Bruno and his boy Erwin go to check it out. (Everyone else were pussys… “Its too steep”) but Bruno Is hero (like said before). We found a hurt prisoner… BUT THEN BRUNO… Everyone think Bruno too fat.. Bruno needs excersize)… but now Bruno lifted whole cart by self. Erwin saved girl from under. She super hurt, leg look bad. And we get her up hill (with Erwin help, thanks Erwin).
Then we get attack by loins or something. Crazy fight, Bruno stuck half way down hill. But then 2 loins on me, I get shield and sword and Bruno (Emalee says Bruno best swordsman) strike one of kittys down (Bruno like best at hitting, totally like 1 strike to kill). Everyone impressed with Bruno, (when are they not?).
BUT THEN, CRAZY STUFF!! We go set up camp, Bruno see someone high up on cliff. Guy waves, Bruno (always gentlemen) wave back. Rocks fall hit friends and they wake up. But then…. They say “WE SEE NOTHING”. BRUNO KNOWS WHAT HE SAW. But then creepy lady Bruno saved (because Bruno Hero) says she saw him too.
Maybe Bruno crazy? Bruno don’t know.
Dear Diary, (Day 2)
Bruno "I did not slip" Ekherd
(Spoilers Episode 2)
Crazy day, We have been traveling up the coost line for like whole day. Then Jovee comes up to us (he was scouting ahead) and was like “Uhh hey guys, dead body in water and big guy drowning someone” And then Bruno (macho man, and like hero maybe) was like “we got to save them”. And Bruno finds path down, but slips (need new shoes probably). But then its like a big richual and lots of people. The kid (Bruno think called Alexandur Kitten) he almost drown. Erwin was like whoa ocean and goes crazy or something and walks into water (don’t worry, best friend Emalee saved him). And then like the kid is fine and he is like special now… Crazy stuff.
Anyways we moved on (those peepole were crazy) and we found a mining colony. That was super fun. Jovee and Zofeeah were like playing horseshoes. They were doing just… so bad. Bruno embarrassed to know them. But then they win.
Dear Diary, (Day 1)
Bruno "Man of Beer" Ekherd
(Spoilers Episode 1)
It has been a ruff couple of weeks… No one wants to give Bruno or his friends any work. Bruno thinks it is because of the bad job we had a few weeks ago with the Plumhak… Plumhawk Trading company. It wasn’t Brunos fault that the stupid crate was open. What do they expect, the ship crashed, it’s the capten fault for crashing the ship. Bruno has the eyesight of a loin… lion? The eyesite of a kitty kat, because he found the ships smugger compartment… inside was a dead guy (may his soul rest). Well Brunos curiosity and Brunos local connections led us all to a new job. Mister Zweigler (Bruno think he not very rich anymore), wants Bruno and friends to find his lost son and return him and his sister home. Bruno think he can do this.
Why cant anyone hold their beer? Only Bruno can, Bruno guesses.
