Creepy light eye men

whats the deal with men with lite eyes
they use weerd paper to rite stupid letters to girls and try to take their hands
 
we found this odd rat guy who sells cursed stuff
and we had to go to a lot of stores was so BORING
 
oh! we did this job where some creep was going after this lady and we had to figure out who it was and we went ALL over the city trying to figure out who did it
and it turnd out to be sum orc man
 
he hit me with magic and it reelly hurt but it all was ok
also emma and i have a signel now for me to jump on sum one
ooh and lyra bot me kebobs and they were so yummy
 
we are probly gonna go help sum merchents cross the dessert next
is there food in the dessert?