What the fuck

Where to even begin????
 
I was doing my usual route in the area when I suddenly got attacked by a horde of those annoying undead. I would have had my ass kicked but an hyperactive redhead and a guy with a hammer saved my life... kinda.
 
Anyways, for plot needs I got to join their group (I liked the big hyena, she even calls me "little angel" which I find cute).
 
Oh, and, turns out the hammer boy, Hector, is my stepbrother. How didn't I notice before? It's like looking at a mini Manuel, except he's way better person than his, our, fucking father.
 
What else? Oh yeah, we released A MOTHERFUCKING ANGEL.
 
Why do I sense these guys are gonna make me run out of bandages?
 
I almost forgot, daily poem:
 
"Sometimes a certain smell will take me back to when I was young
How come I'm never able to identify where it's coming from?
I'd make a candle out of it if I ever found it
Try to sell it, never sell out of it, I'd probably only sell one"