Dear Diary, (Day 3) by Bruno | World Anvil

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Bruno "Maybe Crazy?" Ekherd

Dear Diary, (Day 3)

by Bruno Ekherd

(Spoilers for Episode 3/4)
Ummmmm. Bruno doesn’t know what happening.
We found some prisoners dressed as Wardens. We let them go (Bruno no in military anymore, aint Brunos job to enforce law), one of them was so hurt (Bruno was remined of Emalee hand getting lopped off). But then We find cart wreck and it was all bad. Bruno and his boy Erwin go to check it out. (Everyone else were pussys… “Its too steep”) but Bruno Is hero (like said before). We found a hurt prisoner… BUT THEN BRUNO… Everyone think Bruno too fat.. Bruno needs excersize)… but now Bruno lifted whole cart by self. Erwin saved girl from under. She super hurt, leg look bad. And we get her up hill (with Erwin help, thanks Erwin).
Then we get attack by loins or something. Crazy fight, Bruno stuck half way down hill. But then 2 loins on me, I get shield and sword and Bruno (Emalee says Bruno best swordsman) strike one of kittys down (Bruno like best at hitting, totally like 1 strike to kill). Everyone impressed with Bruno, (when are they not?).
BUT THEN, CRAZY STUFF!! We go set up camp, Bruno see someone high up on cliff. Guy waves, Bruno (always gentlemen) wave back. Rocks fall hit friends and they wake up. But then…. They say “WE SEE NOTHING”. BRUNO KNOWS WHAT HE SAW. But then creepy lady Bruno saved (because Bruno Hero) says she saw him too.
Maybe Bruno crazy? Bruno don’t know.

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  1. Dear Diary, (Day 1)
    Bruno "Man of Beer" Ekherd
  2. Dear Diary, (Day 2)
    Bruno "I did not slip" Ekherd
  3. Dear Diary, (Day 3)
    Bruno "Maybe Crazy?" Ekherd