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20th July, 2045

Good-Ass Food (Probably)

by « Loverboy »

Dear journal readers,
 
As we all know, food is shit, and nobody except for corpo corpses and the 1% get fresh food.
 
Well I'm here to tell you about what I think would be some good-ass food to have just based off of if it sounds cool or not because GOD KNOWS I've never even looked at these pieces of shit.
 
Number 5. Fish

  • ew it would be wet n gross n shit

  • cook it at least

  • some motherfuckers didn't even cook it like what the fuck why would I ever eat RAW fish, Japan? That shit's been in the ocean.


    • Number 4. Cheese (real)
  • Cheese (but real) hooooooooly shiiiiiiitttt

  • bro they used to have these in wheels () no fuckin wayyyyy man

  • probably tastes like shit tho


    • Nubmer 3. Seeds
  • no thanks

  • don't need stuff growing inside me

  • thats what seeds do right


    • Number 2 EGG
  • looks crispy

  • you heard of chicken? how bout dead chicken baby but juice? huh, fucked up right? no egg for me, thanks.

  • what if they alive baby chicken? nope 4 me


    • finally
    Number 1. LAMB SHISH KEBAB
  • give me lamb shish kebab

  • make the stick edibly

  • i would like the lamb to be baby lamb

  • give me baby lamb shish kebab on edible stick

    • -nomnomnomn
     
    THANK YOU FOR READING!!
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