Probably gonna die

My name is Bryndan Carudas Chandler and on the unfortunate event of my passing let it be known that it was all the fault of my eldest sister Elaine. On the event that we do survive what can only be described as a haunted fucking boat I would also like to record that this is still somehow Elaine's fault.
 
PS Elaine if you are reading this watch out for the explosive rune I placed at the bottom of this page.
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
Made ya look.