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Honored Gutbuster Elders,
 
Our arrival at the guild hall went as well as could be expected. Secundum attempted to deliver our product as he was tasked. The guild however was unaware of the shipment so he shared it with the members and new recruits. This created a bit of a commotion, as many of them were not accustomed to the strength of our drink and became disorderly until the guildmaster made an appearance. We were quickly accepted into the guild and teamed with some other new prospects. One of whom is a brooding hulk of an orc. Between Secundum and that individual missions that require brute force should not prove too challenging. Fortunately, a catfolk who seems quite knowledgeable, clever, and good with words was also assigned to our group and he was able to assuage the concerns of the attending guild representatives over the distraction caused by Secundum’s injudicious generosity. It appears a wizard who had not yet arrived at the guild hall will also be assigned to us. We have received our first task. It seems some noblewoman inattentively dropped a precious ring through a grate and into the city’s sewers. We have been dispatched to retrieve it.
I request that you deny Secundum access to our beverage for the duration of this sojourn. This will not only diminish the danger to his health but will likely hasten the maturation you seek before his ascendance to the post you have selected for him. I will send updates as noteworthy events occur. I am humbled by the confidence you have shown by entrusting me with this duty.
In your service, as always,
Jarudum G.