Korgoth Mental notes: My life as a Sailor

Zeder gets on my nerves, he's lucky I need him for light, although I've found a compromise I am satisfied with by farting around him when I find the opportunity. Kippers suck, always attack me, but then again, I'm the only one who gets out of the fucking boat most of the time. Tried to talk to the drow they resurrected, thought maybe they aren't bad if you can talk to them one on one. How wrong I was, oh well, he can suck gas when Zeder isn't.
 
Came across some of those crazy dwarves with the dark skin, they threw javelins at one of our members. So Kong and I swam over to the boat, when they realized how many of us there were, they surrendered. I grew quickly tired of the conversation quickly when they insulted us with their price after they attacked us. This apparently pissed off Misery, whatever, don't care, got javelins. Anyway, muscle bro's got my back. Maybe he'll give her a belly rub or whatever to calm her down.