Oh grasshoppers. Progress from chaos though! by Eethyl | World Anvil

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Fri 1st Apr 2022 01:02

Oh grasshoppers. Progress from chaos though!

by Eethyl Benzoin

It grows a lot faster with warmer wet temperatures. It much prefers flat wide areas. I'm fairly certain that thing is malevolent. Really need to figure out why Morie's trick for seeing its spirit doesn't work.
 
Best butter ever by Glitter Gold's beard! Well I'm broke now. But you can live off this stuff. And it keeps well! The wax shell is brilliant! And the mold. That was awesome. I need to pick up pottery. How could I use that? uuummmm I could mold the Jell..no that won't work...unless I freeze it first. I wonder if it would survive? maybe something else...a soft metal? what would I do with that? I need something that would benefit from a good shape...OH!!! I wanted to pick up glass blowing! I could make a mold and produce them so much faster! I need to find someone to teach me glass blowing soon.
 
Wow they did a good job at that alter. I could spend some time there but that place gives me the creeps.
 
oh Damaia should get into town soon. I'll have to stop searching for them for now and go wait for her. Oh well. And I don't have any more coin for a stay. hmmmm Oh look some cowslip! At least dinner is covered. Speaking of roots I need to get some more licorice root soon.
 
OH MY WORD WHAT A NIGHT THIS IS! I don't know why these people look at me like I'm the crazy one. They obviously are suffering from trauma. Ok, Be gentle Ethyl. Be patient. Oh my word really...Oh no...that one is smart...oh and this guy is going to make it easy. Why is it that bright soft ones always hide it? Oh yeah I'm going to like her. Oh there the leader is...Needs some confidence though. I'll have to see how to motivate him later. Ooof dysfunctional and inefficient. Sigh. What is it with adventurers? Being unstable must be a prerequisite.
Ok now what in the Abyss is her problem? Come on girl you are stronger than this. You need to find your legs. Your guard is down...ok little better. Is it that time of month? Oh my word just give her some alcohol and food and reassure her. This is why I didn't want to be a priest. Sigh. It's ok. She is always reliable when it matters. Maybe she is upset leaving him? Man that would be lame. Oh now I feel like an ass. Give her a hug later you ass.
 
NOW we are talking! Check out all the stuff in here! What is that cooking? Oh goodness you idiot you are letting way too much of it escape in the steam. These guys are a joke! OH DON'T HIT THE TABLES! Oh he is good this couldOH HELL THAT HURTS FICK FRACK FRUCK GRASSHOPPERS. Uhg get me out of here. Yep there we Oh dang he is a good shot didn't expect that. they handled those two YEP there you go use the stick! Goodness if only I was nine feet tall and built like that! Got what he asked for. Oh she likes to be crafty yep I knew I would like her. Oh hell he is gone. What a coward and a fool he was... No girl...oh my. Bless her heart. Oh goodness. Why are we in a hurry? There's still stuff cooking back there!
 
OH man that is amazing. Look at that layer of dust. Oh that is un natural. I really do want to bottle some. Oh wow that is an ACTIVE transcendental manifestation of a geometrically apposed dimensional creature! I wonder if it is just the projection or the actual being? Oh Morai you needed to teach me more! I'm ready dagnabbit. I wonder if her paper would work on it. I just need to try some. I wonder if she would give me some? How would I process that then? Oh my I could hunt others then and maybe figure out how to hold one rather than just imprinting it's residue! I wonder if it is a hallucinogenic? No? Where is this creature? Why is she afraid of it if it just wants to trade?
 
A weapons room. Oh you guys this isn't loot. Oh my we need a compass still it seems. It's not your job It's not your job you will just get in trouble just guide them they show promise it will be fine. Goodness I still feel weak I think I may need to sit down. Am I dehydrated maybe? I wonder what the granular size of these particulates are. Maybe Flicker was inhaling some? I need a light source. No I need to lay down. Oh I could use some coffee that would help. I haven't had any all day. No wonder.