Gambler's Vice

So there I was, sitting on a rock, playing dice with Gorda. The bet was on, and I had one goal in mind. To have both haunches of meat we were gambling for. You see, I was hungry, and Gorda was a whore. And he was stupid. Stupid enough not to notice my dice were loaded. Stupid bastard. But Mikelam saw. He saw, and he knew. And the rude bitch ratted me out. So now, I have to spend the rest of the week in the dunce corner. If I knew my parents, they'd be so ashamed to see their boy sitting here.