Oh come on little birdies, /
Oh won't you, pretty please? /
You'd think that you would get this /
Just like your friends, the bees. //
Just settle down. Get comfy. /
Dinner by candlelight. /
And listen to my birdy song /
To let your love take flight. //
Just like a pair of birdies /
Take me under your wing /
And give your birdy kisses /
While this love song I'll sing //
It's time to think of babies /
It's time to lay your egg /
We're desperate for some of your chicks /
That's why this bard must beg //
We promise no more omlettes /
We just want to see you grow /
An avian population /
In wind or rain or snow //
So spread your wings and get busy /
And quickly build your nest /
We need to have more birdies /
And give some to our guests //
Now do not worry birdies /
It could always be worse /
I could come up with many more /
Of this song's bad verse //
So let's strike up a bargain /
And have a chick or two /
And I will stop my singing /
The rest...is...up... to... *gasp*
YYYOOOOOOUUUUUU!
--Biin Hejj