Looking for Group?

This is getting ridiculous. How am I still looking to join a party in the Guild of Champions? We got a flock of new adventurers not so long ago, and they keep pouring through the front door lately. I don't know where they're coming from, or why suddenly we have this onslaught of new recruits, but there's one thing I know for sure: Someone in the Guild Hall is saying nasty things about me, ruining my chances at joining them. I don't know who it is, and for all I know it could be all of the adventurers of the Guild. I'm not well loved and haven't been for the past year and a half, but that's not the point right now.
 
I just need one chance, one group to team up with. If I don't find one soon, I might have to give up being an adventurer for good. After all, it's written on the wall with all the other Guild rules: No one can accept Quests if they are alone in their party. I simply don't care at this point, I'd even go with a group comprised only of people taller than I.
 
Guess we'll see if my luck has changed today with the fresh batch of newcomers.