Fast, stupid, and obsessed with twisting nuts.

Tort has been a wanderer for so long. He has see a grand majority of the realm, and visited countless cities. Getting kicked out of the pixie village when he was young may have had something to do with that. Tort wasn't well liked. He had this weird obsession with twisting men's testicles. So much so that he taught himself a spell that allows him to do it at long range. Though he wasn't afraid to get up close and twist those nuts with his bare hands. He was known as the village idiot for a good reason.
 
One day, he accidentally set fire to the autumn harvest, lead some hunters, mercenaries and maybe a bear or two to his village a few times, and kept testing his nut twisting spell on some of the alpha men, leaving them unable to bear children. After enough screw ups, the village wanted to execute Tort and be done with it. However, the Elder Pixie had a better idea. He wanted to send Tort on an impossible quest: find the man with the untwistable nut. For he had an "important item on him to help the village survive for the next 10,000 years." Tort accepted.
 
Now, he travels across the land, twisting as many nuts as he can. Hoping to find The Untwistable, and maybe his village will be proud of him.

Age

110

Date of Birth

Whatever this year minus 110 is...

Gender

Male???

Eyes

Green

Hair

Black

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

Pale

Height

2 ft 3 in

Weight

15 lbs