The best character. Art drawn by yours truly.
- Age
- 212 years old.
- Date of Birth
- I don't remember.
- Gender
- Male.
- Eyes
- Two.
- Hair
- Beautiful.
- Skin Tone/Pigmentation
- Natural.
- Height
- Tall.
- Weight
- Healthy.
Appearance
Physical Description
Beefy, like a cow. I don't think that's a good analogy. I'm tall too.
Body Features
My whole body is the feature.
Facial Features
My wife insists to keep those earrings on. Can't do shit about it. I feel like Ziven.
Identifying Characteristics
Check out my tattoo. I can't see it though.
Physical quirks
I have so much muscle bro. Just trust me. They're under my shirt.
Apparel & Accessories
https://www.gucci.com/us/en/
Specialized Equipment
I am the Bandit King, and THIS is my weapon. She weighs 10 pounds and fires two magic missiles per 6 seconds. It costs 2 entire spell slots to fire this weapon... for 12 seconds.
Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart the fist.
Special abilities
Did you know that I'm a doctor? Don't ask me what I specialize in though, that's a secret.
Mentality
Personal history
NOT from the Pine. I'm from ALVERHOLDT.
This one time, a half-orc melted my best friend alive in a barrel. That's when my life turned around. Married my girlfriend, got a job, and now I'm somehow the Bandit King. I'm a pretty hard worker if I do say so myself.
Education
I went to a school. Got a Doctorate, not sure if it's a Ph.D. or MD.
Employment
I take commissions for art. $25 for a bust, $50 for a half-body, and $75 for a full-body. Talk to me in Alverholdt for more details.
Accomplishments & Achievements
Being alive is my greatest achievement. You're welcome, by the way.
Failures & Embarrassments
Not showing up in a campaign earlier, probably.
Mental Trauma
Mental Trauma for myself, or to other people?
Intellectual Characteristics
I am so fucking smart. I'm a doctor.
Morality & Philosophy
The right ones.
person.sexuality
Yeah
person.gender_identity
Yeah
Taboos
I don't enjoy drinking alcohol.
Known Languages
Money.
Personality
Motivation
Find out.
Quotes & Catchphrases
Everything I say.
Likes & Dislikes
I like games and writing.
Virtues & Personality perks
I'm a virtue.
Vices & Personality flaws
None, obviously.
Personality Quirks
I'm pretty damn quirky.
Hygiene
Clean. Clean of sin and dirt.
The major events and journals in Alister's history, from the beginning to today.
The list of amazing people following the adventures of Alister.
Social
Contacts & Relations
Your mother.
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Bandit King.
Wealth & Financial state
Richer than you.
Religious Views
Above you.
Mannerisms
Soft and kind.
Hobbies & Pets
Games and Writing.