Beat, musical stylings and recorder solo provided by Fieyaloren Naiol
Garan: You are now about to witness the strength of street knoledge...
Straight outta Peloria, crazy ass Tiefling named Rhella
You can be sure we're gonna come and getcha
When I'm called off, I got a sword off
Squeeze the hilt, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya fuck with me
The guards are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk motherfuckers that's showin out
Cultists start to mumble, they wanna rumble
Mix em and cook em in a pot like gumbo
Goin off on a motherfucker like that
With a gat that's pointed at yo ass
So give it up smooth
Ain't no tellin when I'm down for a dumb move
Here's a bad rap to keep yo dancin
While we begin rebellion financing
Chromatic Orb is the tool
Don't make me act the motherfuckin fool
Me you can go toe to toe, no maybe
I'm knockin cultists out tha box, daily
Yo weekly, monthly and yearly
Until them dumb motherfuckers see clearly
That I'm down with the people of Duskeep
Boy you can't fuck with me
So when I'm in your neighborhood, you better duck
Cause Rhella is crazy as fuck
As I leave, believe I'm stompin
But when I come back, boy, I'm comin straight outta Peloria [Vrael:] Yo Fiey
[Fiey:] Whassup?
[Vrael:] Tell em where you from!
Straight outta Peloria, comes a crazy ass half elf
More punks I smoke, yo, the bigger my wealth
I'm a bad motherfucker and you know this
But the pussy ass bitches don't show this
But I don't give a fuck, I'ma make them clap
If not from my recorder, the sick beats I pack
Just like a burglary, I'll steal your info
Cos I wanna know all there is to know
Polymorph a motherfucker in a minute
I find a good piece of Lore, then get up in it
So if you're at a fight in the front row
I'm a call your mother a bitch or dirty-ass ho
You'll probably get mad like a bitch is supposed to
But that shows me, cutting words worked on you
A crazy muthafucker from tha street
Attitude legit cause I'm tearin up shit
Fiey controls the automatic
For any dumb muthafucker that starts static
Not the mage hand cause I'm the hand itself
Every time I pull a book off the shelf
The security is maximum and that's a law
F-I-E-Y spells Fiey but I'm gone
See, cause Na'keks is the villain
The definition is clear, I'm the witness of his killin
That's takin place without a clue
And once you're on the scope, your ass is through
Look, you might take it as a trip
But a half elf like Fiey is on a gangsta tip
Straight outta Peloria... [Garan:] Vrael is his name and the boy is comin...
... straight outta Peloria
Is a brotha whos got killers to uncover
Cause his family got smothered
Dangerous motherfucker raises hell
And if I ever get caught I'll fog cloud to bail
See, I don't give a fuck, that's the problem
I see a motherfuckin bandit I won't dodge em
But I'm neutral, lay low, torture a while
And when I see them die, I smile
To me it's kinda funny, the people sayin I only killed a troll
But I swear I killed a dragon
Haters rollin, Lookin for the one they call Dellanir
But here's a flash, none of you are leaving here
Ruthless! Never seen like a Rogue in the dark
Except when I sneak attack
See I ain't got no hesitation
And love the screams of the one who got the last penetration
Feel a little gust of wind you know I'm jettin
Because I ain't getting trapped by a carpet again
So what about the bitch who got lost? Fuck her!
You think I give a damn about Tali? I ain't a sucker!
This is the autobiography of the V, and if you ever fuck with me
You'll get taken by a stupid dope brotha who will smother
Word to the motherfucker, straight outta Peloria
Gender
Female
Eyes
Amber iris'
Hair
Long, single braid midnight blue, almost black
Height
6'1
Appearance
Physical Description
muscled, never skips leg day.
Body Features
Icy blue skin
Identifying Characteristics
Large patch of mottled skin from a burn scar on upper left arm.
Spiral Horns curving back over her head.
Tribal tattoo of her families clan on back of neck under braid.
Physical quirks
Ambidextrous but favours right hand.
Her fingertips spark when she's impatient.
Special abilities
Wild Magic Sorcery
Mentality
Personal history
Abandoned in the wilderness by her biological parents at a young age, only one thing saved Helo from certain death as a child. Some call it unnatural, unholy or even a curse, and others call it the gift of Sorcery. This innate magical power comes from the forces of chaos that underlie the order of creation. She might have endured exposure to raw magic, perhaps through a planar portal leading to Limbo, the Elemental Planes, or the Far Realm. Perhaps she were blessed by a fey being or marked by a demon. Or the magic could be a fluke of her birth, with no apparent cause. However it came to be, this magic churns within, waiting for any outlet.
Due to initially growing up completely isolated from other humanoids Helo didn't realise there was anything different or special about herself until later in her life when she was adopted by a tribe of nomadic half orcs. While young her abilities were more of a reflex action than any sort of controlled effort. Springing into life when needed instead of wanted. Slowly, through vigorous training throughout most of her childhood with the tribes druids she learnt to control her abilities. She now has complete control over her sorcerous powers, except for the occasional accidental explosion or transformation.
In the tribe Helo was adopted into a half orc family consisting of a mother, father and 4 siblings. She incredibly enjoyed the time spent with her new family and most of her fondest memories are from playing with her brothers and sisters and thoroughly annoying everyone else. Unfortunately during a bloody battle in her late teenage/early adult years, one of her sisters was killed in front of Helo. This greatly affected her, and full of guilt and wanderlust Helo left the tribe. She has spent the last ~5-10 years searching across the continent, pouring through library after dusty library, seeking clues about who and what she is, as a Tiefling, and as a sorcerer.
Education
Academy of Big Dick Energy
Accomplishments & Achievements
Figured out how the ancient magical prism of Kalri worked without dying (thanks Vrail)
Failures & Embarrassments
Unknowingly set in motion events that led to the underminister of magic in Kalri being, disposed of.
Failed to save her sibling
Failed to save the citizens of peloria
Mental Trauma
Lost a family member, maybe all of them
Intellectual Characteristics
Experimental
Morality & Philosophy
Chaotic Good
person.gender_identity
Strong
Taboos
Necromancy
Known Languages
Abyssal, Common, Orcish
Personality
Motivation
Freedom for all
Quotes & Catchphrases
Err
Virtues & Personality perks
Empathetic
Vices & Personality flaws
Impulsive
Hygiene
Doesn't really care but will jump at the opportunity to wash in rivers/streams/lakes in the wilderness
(this entry is badly written and covered in smudges, the author was clearly quite drunk)
Spent alll day today searching again. Nothing! As much as I prefer invesigating taverns to library's a lot less information hidden inside. Lot more booze though. Not complaints about that. Note to me later, bring booze to library when in future. I saw circus poster earlier. I should go need to do some relaxing. I think I want to go home soon but I ssay that everytime I go over 15 ales. Stick to 13. I wish I could talk to here the entry tails off as the ink is smudged all over the rest of the parchment in the vague shape of her face
The major events and journals in Helo's history, from the beginning to today.
The list of amazing people following the adventures of Helo.
Social
Birthplace
Unknown
Current Residence
Dusk Keep
Honorary & Occupational Titles
Underminister of Magic
Wealth & Financial state
Money is simply a means to an end for her and she only pays it thought when it is needed for something important.
Religious Views
Only acknowledges Melora
Social Aptitude
Unaware of most standards of social interaction and will sometimes attempt to lie and deceive out of habit to get something even when unnecessary
Hobbies & Pets
Spiky the Crysmal