Appearance

Physical Description

-Feathery, grey frontside

-Hairy, brown-ish backside

-Fit overall

Body Features

-Bright yellow talons

-Grey-ish, brown-ish paws

-Long, cat-like tail

-Hawk wings

Facial Features

-Bright yellow beak with a black dot at the tip

-White-ish face feathers

-Black top with a large white streak

Apparel & Accessories

-Big, black, brooding cloak

-Spooky bandana with a cool S hidden tightly against his face

-Breastplate hidden underneath along with his garrote and gaff

Mentality

Personal history

>be me

>born to boring homestead with three other older siblings

>mom is nice, but dad is an flankhole

>Talks manure about non-farmers

>specially the 'hero wannabes'

>HeDoesn'tKnow.oil

>secretly been stashing cool hero mags

>mom knows, but she's cool with it so long as I don't use swear words

>Thanks mom

>really like this blue pegasus called Swiftsail

>mares fawn over him, overcomes enemies with style, exciting life

>overall an absolute chad

>decide to save up on my allowance to be as cool as him

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>be me, now sixteen

>finally have 15 gold pieces on my name

>It'sAllComingTogether.voice

>sneak out of house when dad's off on the fields

>siblings don't care. Mom pecks me on the cheek and wishes me luck.

>LoveYouTooMom.oil

>realize I forgot a map to find the cool adventurer store

>decide screw it, I can wing it

>wander towards where I think the shop is but there's nothing but desert for miles all around me

>ohfishohcluck.dread

>realize I fucked up, but got so lost I can't tell where I am

>forced to walk aimlessly for hours, desperately trying to find anything that would lead me back to civilization

>the harsh sun continues shooting its laser beams of heat death at me at every step

>knees are heavy

>legs are sweaty

>vision is fuzzy

>In my stupor, realize I've been walking into something rather hard and smooth for a solid minute

>blink a bit

>Ohfish.throat

>It's a motherclucking scorpion

>its white scales were perfectly camouflaged by the sun and sand all around

>my mind panicks, but my body is too heavy to engage in a fight or flight response

>await the sting to finish me off but it never comes

>instead get my talon held by a pincer and dragged towards somewhere

>maybe it wants to drag me to its nest so it can eat me fresh with its friends

>DadWasRight.pain

>still can't see well, so I have no idea where we're going in the sea of white and blue

>Suddenly feel my talon submerged in some sort of liquid

>Water.voice

>immediately throw my face into it and gulp as much of the saving fluid as possible until I felt myself being dragged back by my tail

>No Way

>As my vision clears, I realize the scorpion actually stood by, as if waiting for something

>No Clucking Way

>NewBestFriend.awe

>With my strength returning, I soon gave scorpion fren a big hug as thanks

>It stiffened a little, but didn't try to force me off of it

>now with scorpion fren, easily get back to town

>freak out a few folks but finally get to cool adventure store

>find handy nature guide as well as some cool weapons, armor and pouch

>take it and wave excitedly at the bored stuff seller before going back to homestead to hide it away

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>be me, now eighteen

>been training two years behind father's back

>mom gave me some spare scarecrows as dummies

>BestMom.oil

>eldest bro also came by to help me out

>BasedChad.happy

>feel ready to finally venture out into the world and become an adventurer

>AdventureTime.flimroll

Known Languages

-Common

-Goblin

Personality

Motivation

-Become an adventurer

-Meet Swift (best horse)

-Live life dangerously

-Woo all the females

Quotes & Catchphrases

Savvies & Ineptitudes

-Socially inept

-Sheltered

Likes & Dislikes

--Good stuff

-freedom

-nature

-mommy

-bros

-thrills

--Bad Stuff

-tyranny

-monotony

-unwillingness to try out new things

-pollution

Social

Birthplace

Farm lol

Current Residence

N/A

Contacts & Relations

-Wathaq

Family Ties

-Dad

-Mom

-Biggest bro

-Second biggest bro

-Middle sis

Social Aptitude

-N/A