Plown The Clown


Small sad clown just trying to make his way through this messed up place called life


Played by
SireHambone
Day 0 Underway

Finally!

by Plown The Clown

I did it. I dropped the act. Those folks were the damn clowns. Running around trying to find out where the assassin went, learning about Yennin, all of that. I felt bad about it. But its getting me to where I need to be. Hopefully making some cold hard cash out of it! I will say, that name Chuckles gave me really worked in my favor! Plown. Ha! Dumb name for a dumb guy but I tell ya what, it really juiced up the act. A mute clown! really? and he just learns to speak after being with you for a few days because "plown doesn't know how throat work"? Whatever. Again, I feel bad. Its not that I lack empathy. I feel for Zelious, Sol, Aera. They were real sweet. Very nice, especially to the idiot I was playing. Wouldn't like the real me much though. That was hard, pretending to be him. Kinda fun to do what ever but still. The journals. It's so hard to write like that but if anyone read them, I had to make sure they looked real. My damn spellbook is terrible! I'm going to have to get a proper one at some point! But that's what method acting is all about I suppose. I just want to read my books and learn how to bring my parents back damn it. The monks couldn't teach me, that mage didn't have shit, the artificer didn't have anything of use to me, so hopefully Sir Yennin will have my answers. Until then, I think they want me to clean up the mess I made. Then since I am currently still a clown, probably entertain the boys until my feet go numb. Not terribly great, but a jumping off point for sure. Farewell Party, I'm sure I will see you again soon. And thank you, even though it may not seem this way, you have done me a service. C'est la vie.
 
Time for a new name. Ranier had a fancy last name. Better than McGoobster... We'll go with...
 
 
Mortimer Dusklight. Seems like a proper wizard name, we'll see!

Plown's Journal Ordered oldest to newest

  1. stert
    -1
  2. no
    08 Sep 2021 12:32:26
  3. selsius
    0-1
  4. flip
    0-2
  5. thef
    0-3
  6. bck too big tent
    0-4
  7. learning!
    0-5
  8. slep time
    0-6
  9. murdr at bingo hall?
    0-7
  10. shrt lady
    0-8
  11. SHARLEEN
    0-9
  12. stone
    0-10
  13. imposter
    0-11
  14. night time.
    0-12
  15. plown book!
    Wizard Journal
  16. stone too
    1-3
  17. meen man
    1-2
  18. thef girl lost
    1-1
  19. big updat. long tim pass.
    tim to time
  20. Finally!
    Day 0 Underway

The major events and journals in Plown's history, from the beginning to today.

Finally!

I did it. I dropped the act. Those folks were the damn clowns. Running around trying to find out where the assassin went, learning about Yennin, all of that. I felt bad about it. But its getting me to where I need to be. Hopefully making some cold hard ca...

09:16 pm - 03.10.2021

big updat. long tim pass.

plown forget about journal. plown sad did tht. plown rite a little. big horn boi disappear like thef gril. weird. then thref gil come back. big weird. (can plown do that? ask latr) last plown rite, rite abut split face and baby crab. ok. then frend...

05:45 am - 22.09.2021

thef girl lost

slime ropes grab thef grl. make plown sad. make selsius sad. we will find thef gril. ...

01:18 am - 08.09.2021

stone too

we go back to shop. plown see skull in stone now. spooky, but power? plown stop paying attention again. selsius get fun looking orb. we follow orb. Plown hide sharleen back in river. dont want to lose babe sharleen. follow orb met weird split face. plown ...

01:17 am - 08.09.2021

meen man

went to tall skinny tent, plown speek real good now! was her last night, made book! met man. old and grumpster, barely help us. tell him he clown. nock down his trashj. he make really tal person pic it up. vere scarce....

01:14 am - 08.09.2021

plown book!

(OOC: the following is the book that plown made the night he learned magic. It was a mish mash of whatever scraps the mage had left out in his trash) plown book! cold spook arm! make hand cold, push. Make cold real puke force spin arms in circ...

01:11 am - 08.09.2021

night time.

everyone go back to big tent. plown keeps practicing writing and speeking. Plown getting good at speek now! spell get better to! but plown get better! plown make own book! practice writ and give plown powerss....

01:05 am - 08.09.2021

imposter

we go to bingo hall again. wandr arund. plown look for book. no book. plown see horn boy lik sole, but sole behind me! imposter look at sharleen and run away like baby. plown getting scared. plown must protect friends. and sharleen. mostly sharleen....

01:02 am - 08.09.2021

stone

plown go with selsius and evryone to store. see a stone in front. it show plown book. plown will find a book! everyone tak to store man. plown wait turn and ask for book. no book. not sure y plown there....

01:00 am - 08.09.2021

SHARLEEN

plown find crab at botm of rivr. plown start punching inside and mve. plown love crab. plown name her sharleen. plown first pet....

12:57 am - 08.09.2021

shrt lady

plown and everyone met shrt lady at bingo hall. she sad and scared. did a back flip for a chld. was cool. shrt lady ask us to find stab man. plown on case. plown jump out the tall peple tent dor and find stab man....

12:56 am - 08.09.2021

murdr at bingo hall?

plown go with selsius to the bigger-er tent in town. think chucle called one lik that bingo hall one time. Plown listen to boring people tak but thn sum guy stab boring gy! plown no stand for tat, plownb go an beat him. but sel get hurt and plown get sad...

12:54 am - 08.09.2021

slep time

selsius go to big werd bed in door. same with horn sol nd big birb. plown eat fish under bench. Plown happy. polown slep....

12:51 am - 08.09.2021

learning!

selsius teaching plown howw to speek! only mak throw up sund now but plown wil learn!...

12:49 am - 08.09.2021

bck too big tent

selsius make new frends nd brng wif us to othr big tenet. big birb and horn sol. plown lik theem too. nice peple. Plown meat lot o nic peple her. ...

12:48 am - 08.09.2021

thef

thef tre and steel plown monee! plown follw, sel make them tak. Plown luk at thef gril and c shee no bad tall peple. plown foluw to big tent to make sur they ok. new frend?...

12:44 am - 08.09.2021

flip

haha after run rund town, plown mak tall peopl and sel do bac flipps. plown get monee for them. share later....

12:42 am - 08.09.2021

sel

met nic guy. name sel. he sk me, wat wrong? plown ok? plown ver happe too see sumone he siz. take me to big tent in tow. it lik no teent plown se befor.plown explor and honk. ver xcite. plown sty with sel. ver nic frend. plown frist frend that not chucles...

12:40 am - 08.09.2021

no

no. y hapn to ploown? plown travl too twon and nw plon bet up. Meen tall pepl. say plown werd. say plwon gib mone. plown no mone. beet plown cuz no mune. ver sad. plown run too twn befre sum think alse hapn....

12:32 am - 08.09.2021

stert

plwn lev camp. plown sad. plown js went too spek but cnt. dnt know y. big ton neer her. plnw gu ther an lern...

12:29 am - 08.09.2021

The list of amazing people following the adventures of Plown.

Played by
SireHambone