Soldier. Explorer. Barkeep. Philanthropist. Husband. Luv me wife. Luv me orphans. Luv serving the people of the Folly. and a right F-off to any God, Ghoul or Bastard that tries to strike me down!

Son of a Fishmonger and a 2-bit man 'ore, I 'ad a rough start in life. Raised by the streets I was, my schooling doled out in the finest of institutions: 'er Majestys Armed Forces-Pig Infantry (Oink Oink lads!)
 
Upon leaving the service, myself and my debtors finked it would be a good idea to see more of the world, and so having obtained legit employment under honest pretences with the good Captain Nostrum, I set set sail into the great Blue wetness.
 
Having landed arse over tit into my new home The Folly, I 'ave succeeded in so many of little Mikels boyhood dreams. I 'ave opened a brewery wif my dearly missed compatriot Hawthorn, cooking up good old fashioned bevs, just like mummy used to swill. I've opened a bar on the beach where the people of the Folly can come for drink an' a shoulder to cry on. I've given back to the friends what mean so much to me as a philanthropist and do'er of public goood, an' most important I 'ave finally found a home in which to rest my weary 'ead.
 
Many a trial have been seen and run from. Many 'ardships endured. Nonethless I 'ave managed to rise to the top and now as founder of the Folly Orphanage, it is I who is 'anding out the 'ard knocks!
 
Only Kidding!
 
I love caring for them kiddies, almost as much as I love my beautiful wife Liza-Lottle Nostrum xoxox

Age

Unknown

Gender

Male

Eyes

Brown

Hair

Whispy

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

Palid

Height

5ft