Grab your beer take a seat, listen to my story I think you’ll love it, my dear auditory In a world far from here, there was a little man In a world far from here, this adventure began Happy was the hero, with friends and family Always helping his peers, living life full of bliss There was this young woman, he found very pretty One day he decided, he would talk to the miss But on this very day, fate was on his way Something happened, something terrible It was incredible, it was impossible From his beloved world, he was shunned away (Chorus) This is the sad story, of an adventurer He was far from his world, a lonely stranger This new world he fell in, everybody’s lying Too honest for his good, he always kept trying Ladies and gentlemen, you want him to prevail All of you do like me, for his sake raise your ale! This is the sad story, of an adventurer He was far from his world, a lonely stranger This new world he fell in, everybody’s lying Too honest for his good, he always kept trying Ladies and gentlemen, you want him to prevail All of you do like me, for his sake raise your ale! In this new world he was, he found a family This trickery cleric, this giant axe fighter, This fiery woman, this valiant leader, And do not dare forget, the one lazy fairy They repelled dragons, killed giant spiders They travelled the land, walked in the Feywild In this magical place, they were the outsiders The heroes were in awe, truly were beguiled But in this group you see, only him was truthful He always tells the truth, naive being youthful His new friends however, truly were dishonest It was indeed unfair, because he was earnest (Chorus) This is the sad story, of an adventurer He was far from his world, a lonely stranger This new world he fell in, everybody’s lying Too honest for his good, he always kept trying Ladies and gentlemen, you want him to prevail All of you do like me, for his sake raise your ale! This is the sad story, of an adventurer He was far from his world, a lonely stranger This new world he fell in, everybody’s lying Too honest for his good, he always kept trying Ladies and gentlemen, you want him to prevail All of you do like me, for his sake raise your ale! They only seem to pay attention to their own stories They couldn’t see he was tormented, he was suffering They would only think of their own agendas and small glories He just wanted someone to be there, to share everything But one is dishonest about his own names But one is untruthful about her enemies But one is not from where she claims But one is deceptive about his loyalties He couldn’t understand, why would they only lie? He bled and killed for them, their death he did postpone And after all he did, on them he couldn't rely And after all he did, he really was alone (Chorus) This is the sad story, of an adventurer He was far from his world, a lonely stranger This new world he fell in, everybody’s lying Too honest for his good, he always kept trying Ladies and gentlemen, you want him to prevail All of you do like me, for his sake raise your ale! This is the sad story, of an adventurer He was far from his world, a lonely stranger This new world he fell in, everybody’s lying Too honest for his good, he always kept trying Ladies and gentlemen, you want him to prevail All of you do like me, for his sake raise your ale! Who knows how it will end, the hero might perish Maybe you never know, he’ll meet his beloved one Ladies and gentlemen, let’s end in a flourish For our naive hero, one last time raise your cold one! This is the sad story, of an adventurer He was far from his world, a lonely stranger This new world he fell in, everybody’s lying Too honest for his good, he always kept trying Ladies and gentlemen, you want him to prevail All of you do like me, for his sake raise your ale! From home, so far away In this world he cannot stay He fought dragon and fey But his love, he will slay He miss her sly smile He wants to hold her hand But he is stuck in this land Stuck with friends hostile She was making the best apple pies She would always let him eat the first piece But now he wouldn’t know if she dies But now he wouldn’t know any peace They hide dragon eggs from him They lie they cheat on a whim Their friendship now seems very slim The light of his heart is growing dim Sometimes he wonders why he would even bother Trying so hard to keep them well and alive Then he remembers why he has to survive It’s to find a way, a way back to her