Session Seven: Nowhere Report

General Summary

While travelling through the Emerald Forest, on their way to New Viridia, The Pals found themselves in a grove of trees that all had nondescript doors in their trunks. They remembered this place from Silver's stories and were compelled by the melodies of soft jazz music to open one of these doors.    This led the Pals to Nowhere, an extradimensional speakeasy filled with patrons from across the multiverse including:  

• Cam, the bartender warlock from Berkeley
• Jizz Ho'Urden, a drow drag queen from Faerun
• Ellis Wreath, a wizard from Faerun and begrudging acquaintance of Wam
• Drem the Drummer, a goblin Bard and ex-member of the Landsharks who quit after failing to assassinate a gnomish politician a few years ago 
• Rusty, a trucker
• Brazoleth, a moody demon
• Emperor B'zzlazzuzz, a giant mosquito monarch
• Seamus, a tortoise who is likely the origin of of all space
• Kiki and Elinor, a pair of hipster lesbians from Portland

The group also ran into some familiar faces like Valentina,  who has a permanent home in Nowhere, and Wam who was getting drunk and reconnecting with old friends. The bar was ambushed by Nolan, a member of an organization called The Beastmaster's Enclave. He was looking for Emilar, Valentina's sister, the leader of the Beastmaster's Enclave who went missing while investigating the weird occurrences in The Merryland Peninsula, known for being a popular tourist destination, nobody has returned from there in many years. Valentina asked for The Pals help in seeking out her sister in Merryland when they had the time.   Also, Elaria may or may not be serving a mysterious primordial entity.