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Letter to Grandma

Dear grandma,

We found Yeeza and he did a little whoopsie.

He decided to chuck the bank into a device that opens agateway to hell and then proceeded to stumble into it. Karma is a bitch.

We made short work of the hotdogs that spawned from the portal and then pulled the plug on that thing.

I'm afraid Yeeza is all sorts of dead so I doubt we'll be able to return your money unless you know someone interested in buying a brand new hell portal.

Yours truly,

Bart & the gang