Maggis Diptron

Dr. Maggis Diptron

Dr. Maggis is an evil villain and their feelin fine.

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Doctor Maggis has the body type of a sack of potatoes. They're a little pudgy around the edges thanks to a diet made up of mostly garbage (the most literall form of Junk Food), and thanks to their reckless abandon in attempting their mildly dangerous Evil Schemes and regularly getting their ass whupped in response (both by goodguys keeping them at bay and also just the universe in general), they're in pretty bad shape. Luckily, thanks to cartoon physics and an unhealthy dose of patented regular-villain tenacity, the chronic pain doesn't bother them too much (they're used to it).

Body Features

Dr. Maggis is green and covered in sparse hairs (normal for goblins) and a thin coat of slime (NOT normal). Nevertheless, Maggis Thrives in their own ooze and it's become their own personal immune defense shield. If this slime layer is broken (say, by taking a normal bath like everyone else), Maggis ironically becomes mildly ill from having their germy defenses broken and susceptible to other germs coming in (or, more often, their own germs fittingly turning against them). They also have a massive scar on their chest from Recreational Heart Surgery(s).

Facial Features

Nobody knows cause of that dang mask! You can still see their mysteriously floating eyebrows, though.

Identifying Characteristics

Literally everything about them sticks out like a sore thumb in a crowd (hypothetically, anyways; Maggis and Crowds don't exactly coexist.)

Physical quirks

Maggis slouches a lot, which really doesn't help their physical condition. When they're not skulking and scurrying though (their preferred mode of transportation), their gait is cartoonishly animated and confident.

Special abilities

Doctor Maggis, as a Cartoon Villain, possesses an exceptional amount of resiliency, able to be squashed, stretched, slammed, stepped on, thrown, punted, twisted into a pretzel, set on fire, and poked with extreme malice, and easily recover during the next scene transition (actually, that last one might be too much for them to handle). As a goblin, they are fairly adept at digging, although the gloves make it hard.

Apparel & Accessories

Maggis is almost always seen wearing their trademark labcoat, bowtie, rubber latex gloves, and weird hybrid shoe-pants. Whatever they wear, though, they're never seen without their freakishly expressive gas mask, and they almost never show any green slimy skin (the best for everyone, really).

Specialized Equipment

Maggis almost exclusively fights by making their arthropodal minions do their bidding for them, although they also enjoy throwing corrosive chemicals at people and utilizing cartoonish Bombs, of which they possess a modest variety of Flavours.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

DR. MAGGIS DIPTRON IS LIKE, SOME KIND OF NAKED MOLE RAT-ISH GOBLIN THING BUT WEN THEY WERE A BABBY THEY ACCIDENTALLY FOLLOWED A WORM OR SOEMTHING N WENT 2 FAR FROM THE COLONY AND BECAUSE THEY DOANT REELY HAVE PARENTS (THE QUEEN MAKES ALL THE BABIES) NOBODY REALY NOTICED SO THEY JUST ENDED UP IN SOME
SENT FROM MY IPHONE
SHITY ELF VILLAGE AND IT AWAS PRETY FINE EXCEPT FOR THEY WAS KIND OF A WEIRD OUTCAST KID SO ALL THE ELVES WERE BITCHES TO THEM BECAUSE ELFS BE BITCHIN'. SO THEY GROW UP 2 BE SUPER PATHETIC AND RESENTFUL AND STARTS BEING LIKE A SHITTY INCOMEPETENT VILLAIN OFTHE WEEK TO THIS ELF TOWN FOR LIKE THREE WHOLE
SEASONS UNTIL TH SHOWGETS CANGELLED/THEY GET SICK N TIRED OF THEIR SHENANIGANS SO THEY WHUP THEIR ASS 4 THE FINAL TIME AND THEIR LIKE GET OUT AND SO THEIR LIKE FINE I H8 YOU PEOPLE ANWAYS SO THEY GO OUT N FIND A CREAPY FOREST WITH A SHITTON OF BUGS AND WEIRD PLANTS AND MUSHROMS AND THEY"RE LIKE HOLEY FUCKING SCHIT THIS IS DOPE IMMA LIVE
HERE AND SO THEY DID BUT UNLIKE THE ELF TOWN THERE WAS NO STORES OR PLACES 2 GET NEW STUFF SO THEY WERE LIKE DAM AND SO THEY JUST ORGDERS EVERYTHING FROM EBAY AND AMAZON 2 GET DELIVERED 2 THEIR MAN CAVE BY A GIANT BURD OR SOMETHING AND ALSO THEY KEEPS HAVING INTERNAL ORGANS TO FEED HER BUGZ AND STUFF BUT NOBODY
KNOWS WHERE THEY GETS THEM AND ITS WEIRD. ALSO ELF SKOO GUVKING BLOWS (MUCH LIKE HUMMIN SKOOL) SO ALMOST EVERYTHING THEY KNEOW PAST LIKE PREEKOOL LEVEL IS SELF TAIGHT WHICH MEANS THAT THEY DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE A DOCTORATE THEY JUST STARTEDCALLING THEMSELF THANT AND EVERYONE JUST ACCEPTED IT SENT FROM MY IPHONE

Gender Identity

Goblins, being eusocial animals, have a different concept of gender than most other species; each colony has one reproductive female (The Goblin Queen), a few reproductive males, and a whole lot of non-reproductive Worker Goblins (which have biological sexes, but because they're in a different colony caste and are biologically unable to reproduce, they're socially treated as a separate gender). Doctor Maggis is of the latter category, and identifies as nonbinary.

Sexuality

No

Education

Dr. Maggis went to Elf School and has a Elf SChool diploma where they learned all the boring classes and also magic. They also self studied entomology and biology because their chad.

Employment

Dr. Maggis Diptron is a self-described "freelance biologist", whatever that means. but mainly they are just a Cartoon Villain that wreak havoc all the time .

Accomplishments & Achievements

Getting 63 medical doctorates (allegedly)

Failures & Embarrassments

Everything

Mental Trauma

Afraid of heights, ghosts, water, Herobrine, pesticides, and taking a bath.

Intellectual Characteristics

Very dumb with little common sense BUT academically inclined (mainly stem, mainly biology, mainly Mainly invertebrates) and they make up for their stupidity by being incredibley, Incredibly dedicated.

Morality & Philosophy

Claims to be an Eeeeevil Cartoon Villain, quite literally could not hurt a fly

Taboos

Yelling in the library

Personality Characteristics

Motivation

Wreaking as much havoc as they can on a children's television show

Savvies & Ineptitudes

GOOD AT Mad Science
BAD AT Doing Evil

Likes & Dislikes

Likes: Bugs, Slime/Ooze, Villainy and Evil, Scotch, Open Heart Surgery, Mad Science, Ruining Lloyd’s Stuff, The Library Dislikes: Heights, Boats, Ghosts, Taking a bath with both water and soap, Pesticides, Herobrine,

Virtues & Personality perks

Extremely persevering, not actually morally evil enough to do anything beyond minor inconveniences,

Vices & Personality flaws

Gullible, easily distracted, immature, greedy, hedonistic, arrogant, pathetic

Personality Quirks

Evil Laughs that are kinda pathetic, Scurrying, rat hands, ratface

Hygiene

No.

Social

Contacts & Relations

On good terms with but not in constant contact with [REDACTED]
Eternal nemesis with Lloyd Llavernius
Best friends with/host of Scotch the Tapeworm

Family Ties

[REDACTED]

Social Aptitude

Really, really bad.

Mannerisms

Evil Laughs that are kinda pathetic, Scurrying, rat hands, ratface

Hobbies & Pets

Every bug + Scotch
Various evil schemes, Mad Science, being evil to Lloyd Specifically, perfecting their Secret Casserole Recipe

Speech

No indoor voice (EXCEPT when their in the library), raspy and raucous voice, punctuates particularly evil statements with Evil Laughs

Wealth & Financial state

How do they pay for all that??!

Slimy goblin fiend evil.

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Alignment

Chaotic Stupid

Honorary & Occupational Titles

"Doctor"

Date of Birth

September 13, 1998

Birthplace

some random goblin nest

Current Residence

In a cave in the woods near a swamp

Gender

No

Eyes

Green

Hair

Six

Skin Tone/Pigmentation

Green and slimy

Height

3'0"

Weight

50 lbs.

Quotes & Catchphrases

"NYEHEHEHAHAH!!!"
"LLOYD SUCKS"
"I throw it in the oven and I pray"
"NOBODY LOOK"
"[Eating Dog Food] KEEPS MY TEETH STRONG AND MY COAT SHINY!!!"

Known Languages

Common, Elvish, whatever Scotch is saying