Toshi's Quest, Pt. II (Bis)
Silbe asks them if they're still interested in getting a Magical Ball, and when they say they all are, Silbe redoes his challenge and sets up a survival game in his own pocket dimension where giant flaming balls surrounded in special fire that can burn one's body away to expose their soul chase them.
After being chased, Toshi decides to stand his ground and exposes Silbe for not having a dick, meaning that this world - created by a genital-less person - will be susceptible to dickjutsu. He shatters several balls before making a speech about body acceptance and the power of having 'flabby bits', which Silbe becomes increasingly angry about.
Toshi and Silbe have a crossfight blasting spells of 'big dick energy' and 'skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle' respectively at each other until Toshi distracts Silbe enough for Sindy to break apart the pocket dimension with her 'SINFUL DICK' spell.
Prince reminds Silbe that somebody will be disappointed if any more damage occurs. Silbe grants Toshi a Ball since he is impressed by Toshi's performance. The gods are angry at the result and picks a fight with Toshi's crew, only for Kenshin and Vero to break up the fight with Toshi's crew escaping right after.
After being chased, Toshi decides to stand his ground and exposes Silbe for not having a dick, meaning that this world - created by a genital-less person - will be susceptible to dickjutsu. He shatters several balls before making a speech about body acceptance and the power of having 'flabby bits', which Silbe becomes increasingly angry about.
Toshi and Silbe have a crossfight blasting spells of 'big dick energy' and 'skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle' respectively at each other until Toshi distracts Silbe enough for Sindy to break apart the pocket dimension with her 'SINFUL DICK' spell.
Prince reminds Silbe that somebody will be disappointed if any more damage occurs. Silbe grants Toshi a Ball since he is impressed by Toshi's performance. The gods are angry at the result and picks a fight with Toshi's crew, only for Kenshin and Vero to break up the fight with Toshi's crew escaping right after.
Plot points/Scenes
Previously on Toshi's Quest Arc:
At their determination Silbe clapped his hands with excitement. He looked at his wrist as if there was a watch on it, and decided that there would be enough time for one game. The goal hadn't changed: the only way to NOT lose was not to die.
The seraph snapped his fingers and Toshi and his party, as well as Sindy and Toemeyo, found themselves in a mysterious world; a pocket dimension of Silbe's. "I really want to see a game of fetch" he said, and he snapped his fingers once more, summoning what seemed like an endless amount of giant glowing oranges - much like the Magical Balls, except they were huge and on fire.
Yuki, being the only party member with dog instincts, began to back away. "i'm not playing fetch" he said. Silbe laughed, "that's not what i meant". With a boom the balls began flying forward right towards them, "I guess the balls will be fetching you this time" he said. "most entertaining victim wins!"
Moments later, all of them were found running in the total opposite direction of the supposed gate, all trying to outrun the crashes they could hear behind them. Vero, who was at the front of the party, suddenly turned around she raised her mighty arms, and a wave of water appeared from nowhere. But instead of dousing the ball hurling towards her, it simply evaporated upon contact.
Silbe yelled from the other side of the gate. "I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THIS IS SUPER SPECIAL FIRE- IF IT TOUCHES YOU I'LL MELT AWAY YOUR BODY AND EXPOSE YOUR SOUL", "DID I MENTION THAT YOUR SOUL IS SUSCEPTIBLE TO WEAR AND TEAR? SO I DON'T RECOMMEND BEING LIT ON FIRE". Although quite convenient that the fire was apparently not 'hot' enough to literally burn gas man Shingen alive or make Yuki the Snow Dog melt, the downsides were not what they expected.
And so they all continued running, jumping over each other like leap frog, and attempting to run in zig zag directions as if that would somehow confuse the flying burning oranges. However as they ran it became more clear to them that the road ahead was endless - they were in a pocket dimension, with endless space that stretched for miles. Sooner or later they would get tired and they would no doubt, perish where they stood.
Sindy and Toemeyo, being the gods that they were, had knocked some off course with the power of Sin and giant toes erupting from the earth to literally poke them out of the sky. But there were too many of them, even for two deities of the dark side.
Recognising that even the gods could not hold them back, Toshi stopped running. Shingen grabbed Toshi by the arm, trying to convince his partner to continue forward, but Toshi shook his head, "we can't always run, we're not cowards" he said. He looked at Sindy and Toemeyo, "Even if it means working with our enemies, we should team up to stop this".
They all exchanged looks of confusion. "how?" they all said in unison. Toshi raised his hands as if in prayer and his crotch begins to glow. He took flight and landed right on top of the giant ball, and shouted with all his might, "BEHOLD THE POWER OF DICKJUTSU". The ball shattered as if it was glass, raining like a light shower upon his allies.
Silbe gawked at Toshi. "what did you just do?" he yelled. Toshi pointed at Silbe as if accusing him of some sort of crime, "i noticed something from the beginning when we met you", "Silbe... you hAVE NO GENITALS!", "This means that this world- an extension of you- will lose to the power of DICKJUTSU", "DICKJUTSU WILL PREVAIL HERE".
All around Toshi, his allies and enemies gasp. "i understand why i lost before," Shingen whispered to himself. "it's because i wasn't thinking with my dick" he murmured. he paused for a second. "to be honest i was though." Toshi takes Shingen's hand while his other strokes his cheek, "no, Shingen, not your dick. you must think with your inner dick". He touches Shingen's broad chest, "the dick of your will". Toshi smiled fondly at the former warlord. "you have to connect with your inner self, Shingen.". "To know yourself, as Sun Tzu said," the warlord replied, in tears.
Toshi turned his gaze upon Yuki. "You too, Yuki. stop thinking about how to bone. but your inner bone." But the dog only stared back in complete confusion at this analogy. In fact his expression only conveyed the emotion a dog would feel if they were excited about hearing the word 'bone' thinking it was food, only it was clashing with a self-disciplined vassal at the same time. "YOU TOO!" Toshi points at Vero. "BE PROUD OF WHAT MAKES YOU YOU. BE PROUD OF YOUR BODY". Vero nodded and cried in response.
However Silbe, on the other side, was shaking with subdued anger. "HAVING FLABBY BODY PARTS MEAN NOTHING" Toshi screamed back with dignity: "HAVING FLABBY BODY PARTS DEFINE US- AS HUMANS- AS MORTALS- BEINGS THAT CAN EVEN TRANSCEND ANGELS!!!", "it doesn't matter who you are - whether you have a dick, a vagina, boobs, tiddies- whatever it may be, whatever they are, they will have the strength to defeat you, Silbe!!"
With newfound confidence and acceptance of their bodies, they all charged towards Silbe, the balls around them shattered like glass. Toshi danced around the shards like Naruto, and landed just a few feet before the golden gates. "BIG DICK ENERGY!!!" He shouts as he channels Dickjutsu the power of the dick.
Toshi's knowledge of the dick personified as a laser, shot towards Silbe with tremendous speed that if Silbe were a mortal, he would instantly be dickified. But as a supernatural creature, he avoided the beam with ease.
"SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!" the angel casts back. Toshi jumps over Silbe's spell like the most graceful russian ballerina. "BIG DICK ENERGY!", "SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!", "BIG DICK ENERGY!", "SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!"
Their lasers flew all around them, causing damage everywhere, Toshi's big dick energy beams split off into the skies, where they smashed the edge of the pocket dimension. The sky began to fall apart under the sheer power of the big dick energy - of which Silbe did not possess, for he had no dick - but Silbe's skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle spell was turning his own dimension into wriggly ramen noodles.
Toemeyo had even summoned a shield made from toes to protect herself, Sindy and the rest of the crew which had also taken shelter behind it, and each toe that was hit with the spell simply crumped, leaving Toemeyo to grief the loss. The two combatants shout once more as they cast their powers, and like Harry Potter and Voldemort, they join at the ends and clash, sparks of flesh colored lights exploded around them like fireworks.
"I DON'T NEED A DICK", Silbe screamed. "BODY ACCEPTANCE, BITCH" Toshi yelled back. Toshi turns to look at his allies, "now!" he yells. And Sindy emerges from the falling shield of toes, and casts, "SINFUL DICK".
The sinful giant purple dick passes through the gate like a ghost, impaling Silbe and flying far into the distance where the entire sky shatters, revealing the true world underneath. They are back at the cliff facing the golden gate, and Prince had their hand on Silbe's shoulders, whose forehead was leaning against the golden gate, his chest heavily rising and falling as if he had just run a mile. "Mr. Silbe, if you continue turning things into noodles... he won't be pleased when he wakes up."
These words snap Silbe out of his stupor, who dusts himself down and fixes his holy white robes, "right. yes. you're correct. i got a little carried away there.". He claps his hands. "a wonderful show about the loving tale of human beings and dicks and body acceptance," he gleefully grins. "i won't say I understand what you mean - having dangly bits makes it difficult to walk around when Heaven doesn't believe in undergarments, but you proved yourself very amusing, Toshi the Human." He pulls out a ball from his pocket. it is a Magical Ball, and tosses it into Toshi's hand. "well earned."
But Sindy and Toemeyo were displeased with this outcome, "how come they get it??? i was the one who dealt the final blow!". Toshi rolled his eyes. "If I didn't give my speech about body acceptance and the power of dicks, you would have been turned into a noodle or worse - had your soul burnt out.". Sindy bares her teeth at Toshi, dark energy sparking all around her. "i think you will find that I have a better use for it.".
Toshi, Shingen and Yuki's face simultaneously form into an expression of offence. "what did you say?" they said. Toshi stared at Sindy, and Sindy stared back at Toshi. Prince was looking more and more concerned by the second. "No fighting by the gates, do it somewhere else," Silbe said as he turned away. "good luck on your quests," the angel said. for a second, his eyes stopped at Shingen and his dog companion. "you'll need it."
At that moment, from the nearby bushes, an extremely tattered Kenshin burst from the greenery, sword raised high, still looking for the mysterious sword for Isehime - as suggested by Shingen - breaking apart the stand off as he literally cut the mood in half. Taking that moment of distraction, Vero summoned a big wave of water, trapping Kenshin on the side with the gods, and just as quickly as they had arrived on the backs of the majestic birds they quickly yeeted out of there, leaving behind a screaming swordsman, his depressed ghost girlfriend, and two extremely pissed off gods.
"are you sure you want this Ball? because if we're going at this pace it's going to take forever. I have things to do and places to be." Though they knew what Silbe was capable of now, they all nodded. One must dedicate their whole life to the Ball if they wish to obtain it.
At their determination Silbe clapped his hands with excitement. He looked at his wrist as if there was a watch on it, and decided that there would be enough time for one game. The goal hadn't changed: the only way to NOT lose was not to die.
The seraph snapped his fingers and Toshi and his party, as well as Sindy and Toemeyo, found themselves in a mysterious world; a pocket dimension of Silbe's. "I really want to see a game of fetch" he said, and he snapped his fingers once more, summoning what seemed like an endless amount of giant glowing oranges - much like the Magical Balls, except they were huge and on fire.
Yuki, being the only party member with dog instincts, began to back away. "i'm not playing fetch" he said. Silbe laughed, "that's not what i meant". With a boom the balls began flying forward right towards them, "I guess the balls will be fetching you this time" he said. "most entertaining victim wins!"
Moments later, all of them were found running in the total opposite direction of the supposed gate, all trying to outrun the crashes they could hear behind them. Vero, who was at the front of the party, suddenly turned around she raised her mighty arms, and a wave of water appeared from nowhere. But instead of dousing the ball hurling towards her, it simply evaporated upon contact.
Silbe yelled from the other side of the gate. "I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THIS IS SUPER SPECIAL FIRE- IF IT TOUCHES YOU I'LL MELT AWAY YOUR BODY AND EXPOSE YOUR SOUL", "DID I MENTION THAT YOUR SOUL IS SUSCEPTIBLE TO WEAR AND TEAR? SO I DON'T RECOMMEND BEING LIT ON FIRE". Although quite convenient that the fire was apparently not 'hot' enough to literally burn gas man Shingen alive or make Yuki the Snow Dog melt, the downsides were not what they expected.
And so they all continued running, jumping over each other like leap frog, and attempting to run in zig zag directions as if that would somehow confuse the flying burning oranges. However as they ran it became more clear to them that the road ahead was endless - they were in a pocket dimension, with endless space that stretched for miles. Sooner or later they would get tired and they would no doubt, perish where they stood.
Sindy and Toemeyo, being the gods that they were, had knocked some off course with the power of Sin and giant toes erupting from the earth to literally poke them out of the sky. But there were too many of them, even for two deities of the dark side.
Recognising that even the gods could not hold them back, Toshi stopped running. Shingen grabbed Toshi by the arm, trying to convince his partner to continue forward, but Toshi shook his head, "we can't always run, we're not cowards" he said. He looked at Sindy and Toemeyo, "Even if it means working with our enemies, we should team up to stop this".
They all exchanged looks of confusion. "how?" they all said in unison. Toshi raised his hands as if in prayer and his crotch begins to glow. He took flight and landed right on top of the giant ball, and shouted with all his might, "BEHOLD THE POWER OF DICKJUTSU". The ball shattered as if it was glass, raining like a light shower upon his allies.
Silbe gawked at Toshi. "what did you just do?" he yelled. Toshi pointed at Silbe as if accusing him of some sort of crime, "i noticed something from the beginning when we met you", "Silbe... you hAVE NO GENITALS!", "This means that this world- an extension of you- will lose to the power of DICKJUTSU", "DICKJUTSU WILL PREVAIL HERE".
All around Toshi, his allies and enemies gasp. "i understand why i lost before," Shingen whispered to himself. "it's because i wasn't thinking with my dick" he murmured. he paused for a second. "to be honest i was though." Toshi takes Shingen's hand while his other strokes his cheek, "no, Shingen, not your dick. you must think with your inner dick". He touches Shingen's broad chest, "the dick of your will". Toshi smiled fondly at the former warlord. "you have to connect with your inner self, Shingen.". "To know yourself, as Sun Tzu said," the warlord replied, in tears.
Toshi turned his gaze upon Yuki. "You too, Yuki. stop thinking about how to bone. but your inner bone." But the dog only stared back in complete confusion at this analogy. In fact his expression only conveyed the emotion a dog would feel if they were excited about hearing the word 'bone' thinking it was food, only it was clashing with a self-disciplined vassal at the same time. "YOU TOO!" Toshi points at Vero. "BE PROUD OF WHAT MAKES YOU YOU. BE PROUD OF YOUR BODY". Vero nodded and cried in response.
However Silbe, on the other side, was shaking with subdued anger. "HAVING FLABBY BODY PARTS MEAN NOTHING" Toshi screamed back with dignity: "HAVING FLABBY BODY PARTS DEFINE US- AS HUMANS- AS MORTALS- BEINGS THAT CAN EVEN TRANSCEND ANGELS!!!", "it doesn't matter who you are - whether you have a dick, a vagina, boobs, tiddies- whatever it may be, whatever they are, they will have the strength to defeat you, Silbe!!"
With newfound confidence and acceptance of their bodies, they all charged towards Silbe, the balls around them shattered like glass. Toshi danced around the shards like Naruto, and landed just a few feet before the golden gates. "BIG DICK ENERGY!!!" He shouts as he channels Dickjutsu the power of the dick.
Toshi's knowledge of the dick personified as a laser, shot towards Silbe with tremendous speed that if Silbe were a mortal, he would instantly be dickified. But as a supernatural creature, he avoided the beam with ease.
"SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!" the angel casts back. Toshi jumps over Silbe's spell like the most graceful russian ballerina. "BIG DICK ENERGY!", "SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!", "BIG DICK ENERGY!", "SKIDADDLE SKIDOODLE YOUR DICK IS NOW A NOODLE!"
Their lasers flew all around them, causing damage everywhere, Toshi's big dick energy beams split off into the skies, where they smashed the edge of the pocket dimension. The sky began to fall apart under the sheer power of the big dick energy - of which Silbe did not possess, for he had no dick - but Silbe's skidaddle skidoodle your dick is now a noodle spell was turning his own dimension into wriggly ramen noodles.
Toemeyo had even summoned a shield made from toes to protect herself, Sindy and the rest of the crew which had also taken shelter behind it, and each toe that was hit with the spell simply crumped, leaving Toemeyo to grief the loss. The two combatants shout once more as they cast their powers, and like Harry Potter and Voldemort, they join at the ends and clash, sparks of flesh colored lights exploded around them like fireworks.
"I DON'T NEED A DICK", Silbe screamed. "BODY ACCEPTANCE, BITCH" Toshi yelled back. Toshi turns to look at his allies, "now!" he yells. And Sindy emerges from the falling shield of toes, and casts, "SINFUL DICK".
The sinful giant purple dick passes through the gate like a ghost, impaling Silbe and flying far into the distance where the entire sky shatters, revealing the true world underneath. They are back at the cliff facing the golden gate, and Prince had their hand on Silbe's shoulders, whose forehead was leaning against the golden gate, his chest heavily rising and falling as if he had just run a mile. "Mr. Silbe, if you continue turning things into noodles... he won't be pleased when he wakes up."
These words snap Silbe out of his stupor, who dusts himself down and fixes his holy white robes, "right. yes. you're correct. i got a little carried away there.". He claps his hands. "a wonderful show about the loving tale of human beings and dicks and body acceptance," he gleefully grins. "i won't say I understand what you mean - having dangly bits makes it difficult to walk around when Heaven doesn't believe in undergarments, but you proved yourself very amusing, Toshi the Human." He pulls out a ball from his pocket. it is a Magical Ball, and tosses it into Toshi's hand. "well earned."
But Sindy and Toemeyo were displeased with this outcome, "how come they get it??? i was the one who dealt the final blow!". Toshi rolled his eyes. "If I didn't give my speech about body acceptance and the power of dicks, you would have been turned into a noodle or worse - had your soul burnt out.". Sindy bares her teeth at Toshi, dark energy sparking all around her. "i think you will find that I have a better use for it.".
Toshi, Shingen and Yuki's face simultaneously form into an expression of offence. "what did you say?" they said. Toshi stared at Sindy, and Sindy stared back at Toshi. Prince was looking more and more concerned by the second. "No fighting by the gates, do it somewhere else," Silbe said as he turned away. "good luck on your quests," the angel said. for a second, his eyes stopped at Shingen and his dog companion. "you'll need it."
At that moment, from the nearby bushes, an extremely tattered Kenshin burst from the greenery, sword raised high, still looking for the mysterious sword for Isehime - as suggested by Shingen - breaking apart the stand off as he literally cut the mood in half. Taking that moment of distraction, Vero summoned a big wave of water, trapping Kenshin on the side with the gods, and just as quickly as they had arrived on the backs of the majestic birds they quickly yeeted out of there, leaving behind a screaming swordsman, his depressed ghost girlfriend, and two extremely pissed off gods.
Relations
Protagonists
Master Toshi
Allies
Pheromone Genie Shingen
Yukimura the Wolf
Siren Vero
Yukimura the Wolf
Siren Vero
Neutrals/Bystanders
Silbe
Archangel Prince
Kenshin
Sword Spirit Isehime
Archangel Prince
Kenshin
Sword Spirit Isehime
Competitors
Sindy
Toemeyo
Toemeyo
Plot type
Character arc
Parent Plot
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