Damn Elves and Their Maps!

Written by DamnShame

Try as he might he just can’t make sense of it. He stares in horror and confusion, befuddlement filling his brain. He'd grabbed the map intently from Sev determined to show the group that he was more than a big inarticulate beast.
Today it would seem was not to be his day clarity was not to come. Mignon hands the map off to Raven. “I think this is for you!” He says with a huff storming off into the nearby woods slamming his fists against the trees as he Harumphs through the foliage. The noise grows fainter as the giant bovine strays farther from the path.
Explosions in the distance bring everyone’s attention back to the direction the cow had stormed.
The thrashing beginning to get louder and a cloud of smoke rising from the foliage in the distance. The grumbling Tauren comes slowly back into view.
“I’m sorry for my ..uh outburst. I had to go blow off some steam… and maybe a couple bombs to clear my head.” He says. “I’ll be better now. But I still don’t know what that map is tryin to tell me.”
Raven's voice speaks up clearly. “I think I’ve got it!” …