Blame the Void Elf

Written by DamnShame

He had to act fast and he knew it. The cow snapped into action leaping straight into the air and hanging from a branch far to high to support his bovine girth…
The squad snapped into action taking position behind trees on either side of the path. The four undead sidled down the path seemingly oblivious to our heroes.
Kinzin could feel it. The tickle in the back of his nose and he knew it. It was going to happen. The sneeze was unstoppable now. “Ahhhh ch!” He thought he’d caught himself. But the clang of his helmet rang out through the forest and the undead swirled to face them.
“Goddamnit elf!!!” Shouted the Tauren. “Your move night fairy! You called em you clobber the first one!"