Galactic Delights
One of the premier manufacturers of pleasure related devices in the Galaxy.
Often cited for their innovative products and dedication to customer... satisfaction. One of the few businesses to successfully resist the advances of UPS due to the unbelievable amount of blackmail material it has amassed from its customers (including UPS executives). This uneasy truce has allowed Galactic Delights to operate its planets as it sees fit, and pursue novel ways of pleasing its customers that would never have been funded under UPS. As UPS's mediocre A.I. has a basic misunderstanding of the concept of "sploosh" and what that means to the myriad species in the galaxy.
The founding of the company has been lost to time, but some believe it started as a manufacturer of android central processing units. How it transitioned into the pleasure sector isn't clear. Headquarters and primary research and development are located on planet Galactic Delights. An artificial planet consisting of office space, research, marketing, testing, manufacturing and logistics divisions.
Well known throughout the Galaxy for their extensive marketing campaigns such as "What I got you got to get it put it in you","Come gently into this good night", "Come not so gently into this good night" and "Objects in mirror are larger than they appear". Galactic Delights consistently out performs their closest rivals, Space Jams (a wholly owned UPS subsidiary) in both profit and user reviews.
Often cited for their innovative products and dedication to customer... satisfaction. One of the few businesses to successfully resist the advances of UPS due to the unbelievable amount of blackmail material it has amassed from its customers (including UPS executives). This uneasy truce has allowed Galactic Delights to operate its planets as it sees fit, and pursue novel ways of pleasing its customers that would never have been funded under UPS. As UPS's mediocre A.I. has a basic misunderstanding of the concept of "sploosh" and what that means to the myriad species in the galaxy.
The founding of the company has been lost to time, but some believe it started as a manufacturer of android central processing units. How it transitioned into the pleasure sector isn't clear. Headquarters and primary research and development are located on planet Galactic Delights. An artificial planet consisting of office space, research, marketing, testing, manufacturing and logistics divisions.
Well known throughout the Galaxy for their extensive marketing campaigns such as "What I got you got to get it put it in you","Come gently into this good night", "Come not so gently into this good night" and "Objects in mirror are larger than they appear". Galactic Delights consistently out performs their closest rivals, Space Jams (a wholly owned UPS subsidiary) in both profit and user reviews.
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