Dolanson's Magnificent Detective Agency

“Good day and good morrow I am Jensen Dolanson, the son of Dolan. This is Dolanson’s Magnificent Detective Agency and, you guessed it, we are the best most magnificent detectives this side of the fracturing – or your money back!” Jensen Dolanson is a squat, balding man with a handlebar mustache that is as wide as he is short. His voice squeaked as he introduced himself to his new potential clients and showed them the two rooms of his tiny apartment that doubled as a detective agency.
“Here at Dolanson’s Magnificent Detective Agency, we do what we can for whomever we can, no questions asked! Have a missing stag? We got it! Did someone steal your dinner? We got that too! Did your wife stab you in the back and leave you for that disgusting, no good for nothing, vile, awful, most terrible creature on earth Tinlan Doepkicker? Well, we can’t help you there but if you figure out how to handle that situation let me know.” Jensen stopped, realized what he had just done, straightened his jacket and attempted to give you a confident look.
“Now, I assume you are here because of the missing children?” Jensen looks for you to shake your head yes or no, and when you do, he continues what he was doing. “Good call, great call, Magnificent call! Unfortunately, we cannot help you, goodbye.” The door slammed in your face the “COME IN WE ARE OPEN” sign swung and smacked you right in the nose.
From the window leading into his shop, you see him rapidly scurrying and attempting to clean up various documents within his office. For a tiny man with apparently nothing to do with the disappearing children, Jensen Dolanson seems to have an awful lot to hide.

We are the best most magnificent detectives this side of the fracturing – or your money back!”

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Educational, Library