Snotelek

Goblin Bard

Physical Description

Identifying Characteristics

Snotelek wears a pastel green overcoat over a velvet waistcoat, dark brown trousers, a sky blue shirt and a dark red bow-tie. He’s a snazzy dresser who revels in clothes that don’t quite match but cause heads to turn when he walks into a room. Snotelek has light blue skin, a poop swirl of dark blue hair on his head, and massive goblin ears.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

As a young man Snotelek was a human prince: arrogant, rich, and powerful. Don’t ask what kingdom it was, just trust him, he was a prince. His parents let him run wild and Snotelek spent his time drinking, seducing the powerful and attractive people who swooned over him constantly, and trying to piss off everyone he came across. Unfortunately this attitude to life backfired and ye olde Lord Byron ended up cursed by an ugly, snaggle toothed witch into becoming a tiny little goblin bastard for the rest of his life. His family disowned him with an “ew, what the hell are you?” and Snotelek started his young adult life roaming across the land with only his bongo drum for company. The goblin bard enjoys causing chaos, blowing things up, and simping for the undead. Bonus points if he can get a jar of piss out of it.

Employment

Snotelek spends his time trying to regain the power he lost when cursed into a goblin. However, playing the bongo drums for literal pennies is not a good way to become ye olde Jeff Bezos. He is a member of the Gay Dragons Adventuring Party, and the [whatever the Bristol one is called]

Morality & Philosophy

Snotelek has very little regard for the lives of others.

Alignment

Chaotic Neutral

Species

Goblin

Gender

Male

Height

3'2"

Weight

35 lbs

Aligned Organization

The Gay Dragon Adventuring Guild