Entrada Post
Edition: 07632 Levhista 6th. RO-1723
Nightmare on All Streets
A strange phenomenon is taking hold of the town, leaving us all fatigued and desperate for a good nights sleep.
Dreams are no longer sweet, instead taking on a very dark and disturbing tone. Stranger still, is the darkness that is seemingly spilling over into our waking lives.
We've spoken with our medical professionals, sleep therapists, shamans and more, to put together a list of 06 things you need to know about the darkness.
- Try your best to get your beauty sleep. Attempts to remain awake will only make you drop harder when you eventually fall to sleep. Get what rest you can.
- Don't touch the black sludge. Not all properties have been identified, but it has been shown to cause harm. This harm has manifested in minor to catastrophic levels.
- Start meditating. Meditation has been shown to reduce the time needed to be spent sleeping. This may reduce the length of the nightmares.
- Find a way to identify reality vs dreams. Being able to tell the difference may save your mental health and help you maintain control of your actions.
- Sleep walking and other activities are increasing. If you can be restrained, contained or monitored during sleep, this may help keep you out of trouble.
- Our law enforcement are working with scientists and professionals, trying to get to the bottom of things. You can report observations at our information centre.
Neighbourhood Watch
Our law enforcement and specialists are putting all their resources towards investigating and resolving the dream invasions and associated darkness.
To aid their efforts, citizens are encouraged to report any related experiences, encounters or issues.
To make a report, visit the information centre in town.
Anonymous report booths are available.
Volunteers Wanted
Seeking volunteers for sleep monitoring and research.
Selected persons will receive accommodations and food for a fortnight. Gold on offer at end of research period.
For expressions of interest, write your details in to:
PO Box 62, 432 Main Street.
Fantastic Beasts
Strange and dangerous beasts have been sighted in forest and wetland areas, with one hiker found dead this week.
Citizens are encouraged to avoid forest and wetland areas and not go hiking alone.
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Farmers Markets
Skord Ranch are hosting famers markets each Saturdaig, where you can get your fill of delicious fresh vegetables, eggs and milk, butchered meats, flowers, or even purchase livestock.
Flowers in season include ornate poppies, vibrant yellow sunflowers and delicate purple and white lavender.
Available this month are a number of calves, a retiring milk cow, chicks, lambs and a stallion from warrior bloodlines.
On the opposite side of the farming district, every second Sundaig, Juicy Janes Orchard runs a farmers, arts, crafts and arms market, with ever changing stall holders and live entertainment.
Risque is the Way
A new exhibition is making its way around the country and sparking controversy in the process.
The artist Ruby Rembrandt is known for her acrylic paintings that combine realism with stylised and abstract components.
Her exhibition Risque in Red is currently showing at Haamer Hall, before stopping in Gardeourne City, and plans to show here in Port Entrada in Fertista.
"Art should make you feel thins." - Ruby Rembrandt
This show involved portraits of anonymous models of all races, as well as what appears to be undead. There is speculation that Ruby is part of a secret society where she is able to mingle with the undead, but most find this to be fanciful conspiracy only. It's more likely that Ruby adds her own fantastical touches to change the appearance of her subjects.
Portraits show her subjects nude or scantily clad forms, often engaging in devious sexual acts. This has rubbed some citizens the wrong way, with a parental control group protesting her shows.
When we spoke with Ruby, she told us that
"people are allowed to be offended, shocked, puzzled, or however they feel when they see my portraits. Art should make you feel things, and it doesn't have to be all positive feelings."
She hopes that others can safely and comfortably enjoy the exhibitions, but as long as things remain civil, she will not stop the protestors.
Tickets will be available to be purchased at the relevant venues, or can be purchased in advance at our information centre.
United Hate-ions
Locals to the port are reporting a rise in crime and gang activity, with a number of properties vandalised. In some instances, the mark of the avan imperium has been tagged on the walls as a very bold statement.
The group are known for their controversial racial opinions, believing that Avanians, specifically those with what they deem 'pure' and direct bloodlines to the old ones are superior to all races.
In the past, they have distributed propoganda supporting their hateful views, denying the concept of our utopian world and its creation for diversity of life forms. This has taken form over the years in violent outbursts, protests, intrusions and acts of vandalism.
Experts say their claims
"come from a place of fear, hate, and a longing for the lost knowledge and technologies. The group tends to think that others are disinterested in seeking the once knowns, but in reality, our government scientists are busy at work."
In this instance, there are others who speculate that outside of the 'darkness' any crime increase is a misconception and overreaction, that the numbers of the hare group members have been consistently dwindling, thanks to ongoing pressure from the community to disband them and outlaw their activities.
There are theories that the markings may have been left behind by others to draw attention away from whoever the real culprits are, with one resident stating,
"It's just a bunch of bored reenagers, nothing more."
Watch this space for more updates.
Top 5 Holiday Destinations
For RO-1724
The Grand Patera (After this went to print, we have been notified that the Grand Patera is currently closed to tourists.)- Torse Isles
- Myrkur Thicket Camp
- Haamer Vist
- Prosp Mendis Skarsgaard Foothills
Heaven in Haamer Vist
I was fortunate enough to take a trip to Haamer Vist last month, where I spent a few weeks relaxing and basking in the sunshine and heavenly views.
The area is situated atop cliffs, overlooking the ocean, as well as allowing a distant view of our beloved Port Entrada, the city lights of Gardeourne, and the ships docking at the trade posts.
You'll have your pick of cabins, camping grounds, or hotels in the area, in close proximity to stores, markets and festivals.
If you visit, be sure to stop by Haamer Hall to see the incredible art galleries on display, and the Bakehouse for their world famous sausage rolls.
Travelling Tina x
Classifieds
| In Memory |
Companionship |
In Loving Memory - Roger Archibald
1672 - 1723
A man who made many laugh and smile, was tragically taken from his wife and three boys.
Memorial to be held at Exitus Etern chapel this Fridaig. |
Orc-hestral Romance
34M Orc Seeks 23-40F/M Partner
I'm a musician, specialising in wind instruments and vocals. I'm looking for a partner who wants to be wined, dines and serenaded, and looking for something long term.
Things I bring to the table: Strength, charm, romance, financial stability, loyalty and top tier cooking skills. |
| Jobs |
Dance Partner
56F Seeks Dance Partner
I'm looking to join some ballroom dance classes, but would like to find a dance partner and get to know them initially. I will pay for the classes for my partner.
Some say I have two left feet, so I need someone patient, who'll help ease my nerves. |
Help Wanted - Asylum
General hands needed to assist with cleaning, cooking and other odd jobs at Spero Asylum on Entrada Island.
Workloads have increased with an influx of patients, you will be paid well for your work and provided with accommodation on the island. |
Kittens!
The perfect companion. 45GP
Soft fur, button toes, and eyes that stare into your soul. These critters give a lot of love and when they aren't playing or cuddling, they'll be basking in the sun, stretching their claws.
For an extra 5GP we'll throw in a set of hand crafted kitten mittens. |
Make Some Dough
Experienced baker wanted for small cafe opposite Juicy Janes Orchard.
Opportunity for growth into management role. |
Services |
| For Sale |
Lawn Gnomes Mowing & Gardening
Services include: Pruning, weeding, landscaping and more.
Free quotes on request. |
Tractor
560GP OBO
Farmland T20 4AR, Old, good condition, well maintained. |
Danger Noodles Snake Catchers
24/7 on call via Information Centre & Pigeon. |
Donkeys for Sale
215GP
Between 1-3AR old, from strong bloodlines. |
Old Macdonalds Restaurant
Fast, simple and tasty meals for those in a hurry.
Our restaurants are equipped with ride through windows for horseback or cart.
Burgers, Chips & More!
Look for the Golden Arches. |
Chook Eggs
5SP Per Dozen |
Pottery Classes
Beginner and intermediate classes on weekends.
Learn to hand make vases, plates and even sculptures in clay.
See Gwen at the Local Grocer. |
| Vouchers |
Fionas Fortunes & Palm Reading
Fortunes told through runes, crystal ball, tarot and palms.
Medium services also available.
Candles, incense, crystals and more for sale. |
The Fancy Fawn
Half Price on one Chef's Special
Good for one meal. *Hand Coupon to Server* |
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The Fancy Fawn
One free pint of lager, cider or wine.
Good for one pint. *Hand coupon to server* |
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I bet your players have a lot of fun reading this!
Thanks. I hope so. :)