Session 1: The First of a Three Egg Omelette.

General Summary

Apperture, Lothbrock, and Ajax rush out of the smoke filled poker room. Apperture and Ajax wait, hiding ChiefKeef behind them while Lothbrock carefully traverses the hallway to investigate. He comes to a hard corner to the right that leads into the main dance floor at Technoir.
Lothbrock leans forward peeking his head around the corner, and sees at least ten Sixers scanning, alone in the middle of the dance floor. They patrol looking for survivors amidst the carnage of scattered coins and hovering items. This is unusual for Sixers, they are almost never this aggressive. Not unless theres something valuable to be gained. If theres one thing the players know is that Suxors are big fans of acquisition.

Sixer

One of the faceless legions. Sixers are the right hand of IOI with a singular goal in mind: Acquisition.

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• Skills: Operate, Ranged Light, Ranged Heavy, Melee Light
• Talents: N/A
• Abilities: N/A
• Equipment: None

Lothbrock heads back and reports what he saw to the group. The group decides it’s time to split and runs off into the kitchen, but not before Ajax darts into an adjacent doorway in the hall, fearful of being caught by the Sixers.
The Avatars push through the swinging door as Sixers charge down the hallway. The kitchen is filled with Sweaty NPCs, all dressing in Chef whites, using sharp implements, stainless steel surfaces, and overly large jets of fire to cook molten hot food. Clearly the designer of this place wanted to create an interesting place to fight. Lothbrock grabs ChiefKeef and darts behind a central island in the kitchen. Apperture pauses, she has an idea.
Apperture pulls the gas hose from the wall, filling the room with dangerous chemicals. Lothbrock begins his retreat past the kitchen staff and through the back door of the kitchen. The Sixers burst into the room and begin to fire. App takes some damage as she attempts to retreat as well. She turns and smiles at the Sixers just in time to hear the refrigerator click on, igniting all five Sixers in a ball of fire.
In the alley, the Avatars stop to appraise what they should do next. They hear the sounds of turbines leftwards towards the street and see a spotlight coming from an unknown source. To the right, further darkness and rain down the alley.
But as they discuss their options, the Sixers burst out of the kitchen door behind them, still completely ingulfed in flame. The rain does little to dowse them. They fire on App and Loth as they dart down the alleyway, Chief slung over the back of Loth as they clamber towards the closest door they can find. Lothbrock takes a round to the shoulder as they kick in the doorway at the end of the hallway.
The next room they see is a darkened theater room with stadium seating. Patrons from all over the world sit in this virtual theater watching a holographic movie of some kind. The cacophony of the players arrival causes many of the avatars to stand and leave. Then the explosions start. Somewhere down the street, the players hear massive explosions, towards the direction of Tech Noir.

Rewards Granted

The Groundhog

Missions/Quests Completed

Puxatawny Easter Egg

Character(s) interacted with

ChiefKeef, Ashketchum, RedhatNochance, Razeezy

Report Date

10 May 2018

Secondary Location

Neonoir