Malamfoye

Ok. So, for this place for this world to make sense you need to be wittiness it’s coming about. So, before religion before any of that, there was a guy. No one knows who or what he was but we do know he had an amazing goatee and a strong imagination. He also lived on Pluto. But his imagination was so strong that it seeped out of him. Some of it floated down to earth where it doused a choice few people in inspiration and imagination. Some of it floated away. Past any amount of the universe we have charted and still farther. Finally it stopped and changed shape. It moved and grew and solidified into a huge new planet, bigger, stranger, and more magical than any thing today. That place is called “