Dwarven

Dwarven is a language of strange vowels, too many consonants, and a love of the letter Z, which can be pronounced in roughly 82 different ways.

No two languages are as different as Dwarvish and Porta Common, making the vibrantly diverse city of Porta Sophia cacophonous and jarring to the ear. It is said Dwarves are the only species with throats strong enough to speak it, but it doesn't stop the people of Porta Sophia trying to impress Emerald merchants - often to disastrous (and occasionally, hilarious) results.

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Dwarvish is Welsh with more Z's