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Markus Kaszimr

Markus Kaszimr (a.k.a. 'The Black Lung')

Physical Description

General Physical Condition

Cuddly (Markus prefers 'Deceptively Musclebound')

Body Features

A bald head and great big 'ands!

Facial Features

Beady eyes, a big nose, slightly crooked teeth and a huge Walrus moustache.

Identifying Characteristics

He manages to be filthy at all times, covered in muck, soot or bits of dirt if it's not long been a mealtime.

Physical quirks

Moves uncannily silent despite his dumpy frame. Speaks with a rasping, Embassy Club style voice.

Apparel & Accessories

When he's not wearing his rough studded leather armour and fancy magical cape he robbed from a nasty Townmaster, Markus can be found relaxing in a pair of silk trousers which he 'borrowed' from Winston. There is a patch on the rear where the trouser split during an audience with his first Baron.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Born in Kosada, Markus Kaszimr was raised by his father who was a muralist.   Markus and his father were forced into becoming labourers in the Kosadan foundries before they had even noticed the falling ash begin to warp their paints. Markus' father disappeared into the polluted atmosphere and as Markus puts it was 'lost to the smog forever'.   Markus was in his early twenties, working a punishing job in a dingy foundry and hopelessly alone. He soon realised he'd have to fight his way to the top by becoming as awful as his newfound colleagues, or risk succumbing to the smog himself.   Using his wits, determination and hideous 'angry face', Markus bullied and intimidated his way to relative fame amongst the workers in the district.   Once petty crime became boring,Markus looked outward at the way things had changed in Kosada, and decided that slave labour wasn't cool. Markus and his...associates... instead began to rabble rouse amongst the factory workers, but their revolutionary sentiment was quickly picked up by the Prince's informants.   Markus and his friends were forced to serve in the vanguard of an army during a pitched battle against the Rebel Princes during the War of Broken Bonds. Markus and his pals, lacking any real military experience, broke at the inital cavalry charge and were scattered across the battlefield.   Markus lost his crew, and was found by Oxwyn as he was desparately beating someone with his trusty Work Hammer in a ditch.

Education

University of Life, lads. Jimmy-the-Floating-Shoe taught me how to give it the old 'Twinkle Toe' (e.g. move very quietly).

Employment

On the books: Smelter Number 5. Off the books: ...

Accomplishments & Achievements

  • Glassed a bloke called Ambrose 'cos he was being a muppet.
  • Kneecapped and headbutted an Ogre to death for throwing Oxwyn at the ceiling.
  • Successfully intimidated 'Kurds' the Goblin Mage into calling off his cronies, and rescuing a villager (Vera).
  • Defeated a Spectator.
  • Defeated a creepy Firbolg and took its' kick ass mask (head??).
  • Made a hug-buddy of Nails the Bloody Saints Mercenary and helped him face his past.
  • Made a snuggle-buddy of Edwin the White Owl (RIP)
  • Became a local legend/nightmare to the people of Kincin
  • Successful rescue of Alice and her child Sveyn from certain doom at the hands of Ivo Sterngrip.
  • Highly effective scouting mission at Castle Desgarre!
  • Failures & Embarrassments

  • Ambushed by pesky 'plaster goblins'
  • Present for the cocking up of the Zacin warehouse heist (got paid tho).
  • Ripping gruds whilst bowing to Baron Vostra
  • Lost the trail of slippery magician Syrid Legir.
  • Really REALLY ballsed up making a distraction in order for the team to rescue Alice.
  • Mental Trauma

  • Seeing a tree person asphxiate a Noble by putting their tree-hand down their neck.
  • Punting a football so hard it resulted in someone getting ripped in half by an Ankheg.
  • Everything that happened in the woods near Kincin
  • Everything that happened in the town of Kincin
  • A horrible dream involving a tentacle monster
  • Social

    Religious Views

    Grymrunde when it suits or when in need of sommat to cry at other than Oxwyn...

    Social Aptitude

    Nil.

    Hobbies & Pets

    Playing dice, rolling ciggies and drinkin' beer.

    A squat, filthy, yet deceptively sneaky ex-smelter and public nuisance from the Kosadan industrial district. Currently embroiled in a dangerous globe stomping quest and trying desparately to understand where he's meant to fit into the world.

    Current Location
    Desgarre Castle
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    Age
    45 years young
    Birthplace
    Kosada
    Children
    Gender
    Male
    Eyes
    Beady, like a shark
    Hair
    Oily Black
    Skin Tone/Pigmentation
    Calloused
    Height
    5ft 6
    Known Languages
    Common (as muck)

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