Goblin
"Those little green men stole just about everything I have. What's worse, was when I went to the shopping district, one of those Goblin folk was selling my wife's jewelry, our clothes, and my tools. Suffice to say, the town guard had a field day."
-Gareth Managenda, a noble who almost lost everything to the Goblins.
Basic Information
Anatomy
Goblins have 2 arms and 2 legs. Each arm has a hand with 5 fingers, and each leg has a foot with 5 toes.
Genetics and Reproduction
Goblins reproduce sexually. They give live birth after 2 months.
Growth Rate & Stages
Goblins reach adulthood at age 8
Ecology and Habitats
Goblins live best in dark areas, such as caves, jungles, and the Underdark.
Dietary Needs and Habits
Goblins are omnivores, though they favor mushrooms and horse meat.
Additional Information
Facial characteristics
Goblin faces tend to be larger than most normal, and tend to have large mouths. Goblins have either large, Convex noses, or Small, bat-like noses, with no Inbetween. Their eyes have a special feature, in that their iris is the colored part of their eyes.
Geographic Origin and Distribution
Most Goblins live in Godsen and The Wild lands.
Average Intelligence
Goblins are often fairly tribal, and usually aren't very intelligent. They can still speak languages, though learning reading and writing is often difficult for them.
Perception and Sensory Capabilities
Goblins can see up to 60 feet in darkness.
Civilization and Culture
Naming Traditions
Goblins are often simple, usually not being anly longer than 1 or 2 syllables.
Male Goblin Names: Zax, Kog, Plusz, Fiasb, Clikx, Paort, Hotlesz, Tred, huzz, Vah, Piosuird
Female Goblin Names: Afz, Stenx, Hisz, Glia, Frunq, Thryg, Khee, Nissief, Niapl, Aapofs
Beauty Ideals
Goblins often seek beauty by the weight of their consort. Larger Goblins are often seen as much more well off than skinnier goblins, and are usually seen as beautiful.
Gender Ideals
In most Goblin cultures, women are more often "Storage Guards." Due to how Goblins view property, it's less defending items they own and more protecting food from others.
Relationship Ideals
Goblins often seek the ugliest of their tribes to mate with.
Average Technological Level
Goblins are simple. They can make simple weapons, such as daggers and bows, and can make crudely made leather armor.
Major Language Groups and Dialects
Goblin. Some Goblin tribes learn Draconic or Common.
Common Etiquette Rules
Goblins do not have a form of greeting or goodbyes. However, in goblin culture, it's seen as rude to touch another goblin's hands for any reason.
Culture and Cultural Heritage
In Goblin culture, property is not recognized. No one owns anything in their tribe, rather you items can be taken from you just as easily as you can take others items. They often don't understand how property works, and are usually confused when they are punished for stealing.
Common Customs, Traditions and Rituals
Goblins view ugliness as a blessing from their dead god. Especially since particularly horrendous looking goblins tend to have innate magic within them, and are often called by their Goblin brethren "Uhre Booy," or "The vile.". Uglier goblins are often venerated in Goblin society, and are usually the Bayobiga (Leader) of the tribe.
History
Maglubiyet was a fey that lived in the Feywild. He loved taking, and often caused chaos among his fey peers. One day, Maglubiyet found out that Correllion was protecting a magic item that turned beings into gods. He and his brother Hruggek would plan and scheme to take the Artifact, successfully stealing said artifact in 310Cr. This infuriated Correllion, and in 280Cr, he and his elves would hunt down and imprison Maglubiyet. He would be judged, and in 100Cr, Correllion would execute Maglubiyet, by stabbing out his heart, and had a Hag curse his body to never be able to be resurrected. In Maglubiyet's final minutes, thanks to his Godhood, his hatred created the Goblins. They spawned from the blood from his heart, and hid from the elves in it. They hid until 60wr, where they would escape to the Material plane.
They Landed in a cave in Godsen, where they lived and reproduced in peace, until 150wr, when they couldn't feed themselves anymore due to the sheer amount of Goblins living together. Half would leave to brave the world and find a new home. The half that left would end up crossing a small Human Village, who had welcomed them with opened arms and clenched fists. The Goblins couldn't stay longer than a year, as they would constantly steal from the village. Forced out, they eventually found another home, a dense forest nearby. They lived here, and when food became scarce, instead of splitting off again, they would steal from the village. Many Goblins were caught and killed, to the point where rumors of their existence would spread, with stories of little green men who would rob people blind and leave them to die. When the Goblin tribe did split, many would be wary of them moving into nearby towns and cities.
Interspecies Relations and Assumptions
Goblins are monsterous, meaning that they are hated by most other creatures and hate most other creatures. Goblins have a special hatred directed towards elves, and hate Hobgoblins and Bugbears the least. For reasons beyond even them, they do not have any animosity towards Tortles.
Genetic Descendants
Scientific Name
Goblo Booguay
Lifespan
80 years
Conservation Status
Goblins are often commonly found outside most cities. Goblins are usually treated as dangerous animals.
Average Height
2'11"-4'0"
Average Weight
20lbs-50lbs
Average Physique
Goblin Physique is often small and frail.
Body Tint, Colouring and Marking
Goblins skin colors range from Forest green to a peach yellow.
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