glorpwarp

Uh oh!!   You've been abducted by aliens and sold as an exotic pet to other aliens who may be too distracted by their constant need for entertainment to even FEED you let alone take you for walks! If that weren't enough the shadowy corporatocracy that supplies the planet's population with everything from SEXY VR entertainment to FATTY FAT food to all the worlds jobs (jobs filled by "pets" that work on behalf of their owners) is using the planets resources at an alarming rate!   And OOOOOO! So many mysteries!! WHO runs the Corporation? WHAT's in the strange black sky scraper in the city center? WHO's breeding the violent hulking "attack men" that guard the Corporation? HOW is the weather perfect all the flippin' time? IS there REALLY an underground freedom force hell bent on taking the Corporation out? IS it true it's made up of escaped "pets"? And HOW the HELL could anyone escape with these @#%#@$&^ LEASHES?