Ross

Titan of Divorce

"In the world of Eregost, marriage is a sacred concept that none dared to defy, that is, until the rise of Ross, the strongest out of all the Titans, with a PhD in Paleontology."~Church Paratir, Grand Archivist of the Authenian Archive and the Number 1 fan of Ross Gellar.

Mental characteristics

Personal history

Shorty after the events of Friends: Season 10, Rachael came out as a lesbian to Ross. The mental shock that Ross experienced at the prospect of four failed marriages was so great that it knocked him back in time and warped the very reality around him. When Ross woke up, he was in Eregost, during the Titan Age. Iapetus found Ross, and brought him before Cronos, as mortal men we yet to be created by Prometheus and so his presence was both strange and awe inspiring. Cronos was intimidated by Ross's sheer intellect and had him sentenced to death, but Ross used his fucking awesome karate skills to escape.
Profoundly impressed by Ross, Cronos invited Ross to join them, which he happily accepted. When the Titanomachy occurred, Ross stayed loyal to Cronos, and fought against the Olympians bravely. He developped a bitter rivalry with Hera, for she was the Goddess of Marriage and he was the Titan of Divorce. Using his great intelligence and his PhD to wreck havoc upon the Olympians, and briefly stole Zeus's thunderbolt claiming that he was going to dust it with his fossil brush, but then hurled it at Zeus, wounding him greatly. Unfortunately, Ross's efforts were in vain, and he was not enough to stop the Olympians, he could only delay them. On the night before the defeat of the Titans, Cronos called Ross into his chambers and confided in him. Cronos had been extremely lonely ever since his wife, Rhea, betrayed him, and he had developed a crush on Ross. Ross comforted him and stopped his rant with a passionate kiss. The two enjoyed a night of passionate and steamy lovemaking, and by the time they woke up in the morning, they had already been captured by the Olympians, as they knew that they had no chance in defeating Ross in conventional combat.
Ross, along with the rest of the Titans, were banished to Tartarus and were tormented for thousands of years and it is where they have remained... until recently! One month ago, Tartarus made the mistake of accusing Ross of cheating on Rachael. Ross instantly flew into a murderous rage, bellowed "WE WERE ON A BREAK" and broke free of his chains and used his fucking cool karate skills to kick Tartarus's ass, and freed the rest of the Titans. And now Ross is back, and ready to help Cronos reclaim ownership of Eregost and destroy the Olympians for good.

Sexuality

Ross always thought that he was straight, but as soon as he saw the body of Cronos, a body just as chiselled as his own, he could not help but bend.

Education

Ross Gellar has a PhD in Paleontology, which he earned at the University of Columbia, and has published several papers.

Employment

Originally working in a museum in New York, but once he arrived in Eregost, he quickly became the Royal Guard and Chief Scientist of Cronos.

Divine Classification

Sitcom Character

Sex

At least twice a week

Eyes

Sexy brown

Hair

Gelled, black

Aligned Organization

The Titans