Planar Salts and their link to Chronic Flaccid Disorder and Libido

Sween Hardoak – Herbalist, Apothecary, Natural Remedy Genitourinary and Digestive Specialist
An analysis of the link between planar salts abuse and both chronic flaccid disorder in males and female libido.
There is a rumor circulating the area that planar salts have a prophylactic affect on those who use the drug. In this article I will present data that is contrary to this rumor.
Let me open by stating that I do not endorse the use of planar salts. The risk of “brain rats” is too high. In the races with shorter lives I can understand the abuse as lower risk. Once the dementia and mania set in, life does not last long. But for elves, the risk is great. We elves can live for centuries with madness, hysteria, delusions, and mania. The effects are irreversible and require constant care to consider the safety of the affected and those around them. In short, do not use planar salts.
The data I have collected can be interpreted with some interesting results. Firstly, when it comes to libido, race and gender are material to the side effects of planar salts. Human and half human females often have an increased libido. Dwarves and half orc females appear to have little change in libido with planar salts. Halfing women tend to go unconscious. And elf women acquire reduced libido. Some may interpret this as a positive result for human and half human women. Unfortunately, the women of these races develop a dependence on planar salts to achieve orgasm. It certainly makes orgasm easier on the drug, but the dependence creates a dangerous cycle of abuse that almost certainly ends in brain rats and death.
The data I have collected comes from an abundance of entertainers and prostitutes who receive regular checkups.
As for the effect on the phallus, I have seen 7 elves, 9 halflings, 4 half-humans, 6 humans, and 2 dwarves this past two months whose chronic flaccid disorder can be directly linked to planar salts abuse. When adjusting for population of these races in Tydy it is clear that Elves and Halfings are the races most likely to acquire CFD from planar salts abuse. Humans and Half humans have a reduced occurrence, but it is marked. Dwarves seem to have a reduced chance of acquiring CFD, but it should be noted that dwarves are a race less common to seek professional assistance with genital disorders.
As for Half orc data, I am afraid it is a staple of the race to have such pride in their genitalia that seeking aid with sexual performance is beyond taboo. However, I do have one circumstantial example. Mare, an entertainer with the Tainted Silver, reported that one of her half orc clients partook of planar salts before engaging with her in sexual activities. Mare attempted to stimulate the client’s genitals, but he was unable to achieve erection. Frustrated, he demanded his gold back. Mare refused, so he presented a dagger and attempted to mutilate Mare’s genitals. She received a small cut which Nancy Sonata healed. I asked if it would be possible to see the half orc client to examine his genitals. Upon this question she happily presented his severed genitals to me. They were unfortunately in a state beyond examination.
Admittedly, males do not often seek my herbal remedies to cure cocks that are too hard, too big, or erections that last too long. If males are getting these effects from planar salts, they are not speaking to me about it. But when asking the women of Tainted silver their professional opinion, their reports are all very similar. Essentially, the majority of the clients who take planar salts before performance tend to have a reduced performance, if not entirely flaccid. There are a few reports of men with enhanced libido and performance while on the drug. I believe their quality performance stems from a placebo effect combined with non-chronic use of planar salts. In summary, I often advise clients to avoid alcohol or restrain it’s use. It loosens the blood, enhancing libido. But it has proven long term deterioration of the genitourinary system. I would advise everyone to completely abstain from planar salts. The permanent deterioration of mental functioning is sufficient for a recommendation of abstinence. Though more research needs to be compiled to determine the link of planar salts to CFD, I can state with confidence that planar salts have negative effects on the genitourinary systems of males of all races. This applies to both fine planar salts and so-called ‘dirty’ planar salts. Though fine salts are less likely to cause instant death on use.
If seeking to enhance libido, I recommend quality conversation and foreplay. Additionally, combine dillweed, lemongrass, cockleaf and horned-berry. Horned berry is a new hybrid berry grown in Haifalls with a potent bitter taste. In its unpalatable state, it is being sold as a miracle drug for flaccidity. I find it has a placebo effect without the dangerous addictive qualities of Planar Salts and risk of brain rats. As known, consumption of the cockleaf causes instant erection. It has an incredibly sour flavor and often induces vomiting. Pairing these four ingredients creates a palatable remedy that will provide a long lasting erection with no risk of side effects (apart from harmless post-orgasm flatulence.) Ignore the advertisements in the Tydy Smut Pages that claim horned berry is a miracle cure to eliminate CFD, enhance your sex life, and give you longer erections. These statements are not proven by scientific process. Cockleaf is the active ingredient, not horned berry.
For those afflicted with CFD related to planar salts abuse, the effects are irreversible. Erections cannot be acquired even with pure cockleaf extract. For my few CFD positive clients, I have recommended Gilda’s belted cock. This device was designed for women to provide the type of pleasure to one another that a male can provide. It is a phallic prothesis. By wearing the belted cock during sexual activity, a male can simulate the type of performance he was once able to achieve. Outside of this option, one would have to seek the assistance of transmutative magic. That option is generally impractical for those of moderate or lesser income.
As in all my medical analysis I close by encouraging the use and consistent cleaning of a sheepskin. It is proven to prevent pregnancy and some diseases. Lubricate the sheep skin with goat’s lard prior to insertion, especially into the anus. After a single use, boil your sheepskin. Most sheepskins have a couple dozen uses before expiring. I recommend replacement after 12-15 uses, or if engaging with multiple partners maintain the same sheepskin for individual partners. Hardoak sheepskins are available at affordable cost at my shop in Tydy. They come in a variety of colors so you can track which skin is for which mate. Happy fuckings.