Avorgo HVR©

Tired of chipping away at hyper dense bulkheads a few centimeters at a time? Exhausted from trying to sever 30 ton coolant tubes with a hacksaw? Looking to craft large-scale conversation-pieces for home or work? Potentially operating upside down, in the vacuum of space? Avorgo Tools™ has you covered!
The all-new, industry-leading, cutting-edge, mostly-tested, HVR© sliced, dices, and can assist an average anthropoid user lift in excess of 180x their body weight. The HVR© is “Ready for Liftoff!”™
Developed in many labs, this largely-sophisticated hunk of tech is machined from a titanium-polymer weave for maximum durability. Our patent-pending [recognized under the Open Trade Conventions of 23367 EAO] chemical laser is capable of achieving a 1-meter cutting depth thanks to a pressurized focusing array, fed by clean-burning Scrapper's Lil' Helper™ Chem Laser Solution [Now available in jumbo size!]
To reduce wrist-strain and injury, HVR© uses Avorgo Tools'™ vaunted Ventrolateral Omni-directional Lifting Torque [V.O.L.T.©] system to suspend the target item inside an electrostatic field, where the object is subjected to less than 0.001% of local gravity. Objects become so light and maneuverable, even a mobile battery botcould move them!
[Avorgo Tools™, a Goulder Global® Wholly-Owned Subsidiary, has neither tested, nor endorses, and claims made regarding the fitness of mobile battery bots to use the JN-Y02 Handheld Ventrolateral Recycler©. Use only under close adult or Automata supervision. Do not attempt self-repairs on the Ventrolateral Omni-directional Lifting Torque© emitter, as serious injury, death, or gravitational implosion can occur. Users should be properly grounded and tethered before operating the JN-Y02 Handheld Ventrolateral Recycler©. Failure to properly ground or tether before use can result in serious injury, death, or atomization. All Rights Reserved, except in the Prophetian Economic Zone. All warranties void where prohibited]



The Avorgo HVR© is only available to members of the DTG Patreon. Sign up, and be “Ready for Liftoff!”™

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