Enigmus

(Well hi there! My name is Enigmus, but you can call me Enigmus.)

(Yeah, that's right, I'm talking to you, the one reading this on whatever screen you use to look at stuff like this, or, gods forbid, a BOOK! But who uses those things anyway, am I right? Man, Verba's probably gonna kill me for that... "But Enigmus," you may ask, "How in the absolute frickity frick does that work?!" Well, first of all, language. And second, I'm the god of madness, so maybe I'm not doing something weird, but instead perhaps you're just going a bit crazy. Who knows? Maybe your brain is trying to tell you something. Try to have fun with it though, you're only born with a spark of madness, do your best not to let it fizzle out. I promise, life's a lot more boring without a healthy dose of nonsense.)

(So, I probably ought to tell you a little bit about myself. Well, I'm a clown for one thing. That's all I really have to say about that I suppose. As for my interests, I enjoy long walks on the beach, romantic dinners by candlelight, and spreading fun and joy and chaos and madness to all the corners of the globe! Yeah, that's right, I said globe. Even I'm not crazy enough to think the world is flat, that'd just be silly. And I'm clearly the exact opposite of that, definitely. Oh, I also enjoy just sorta floating around with my best friend, my pet turtle named Mara. Say hi, Mara!)

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(Good boy! Anyway, I guess that's all I've got. Stay crazy, my friends!)

...When the hell did I write this?

Divine Domains

Nonsense, chaos, mischief, (Fun, being awesome, having the most worshippers)

Divine Symbols & Sigils

A cap and bells, (I like turtles too)

Tenets of Faith

A little madness can make for a great relief when it's needed. (Whenever things start making too much sense... Just go nuts! You'll feel better, I promise~)

Holidays

(Every day can be a holiday if you're crazy enough!)

Divine Goals & Aspirations

(I just wanna keep everyone from getting too down in the dumps. Everyone needs a little madness once in a while, some nonsense to lighten up their day!)

Divine Classification

Deity (Oh come on, I at least qualify for, like, "Slightly-above-average deity" or something, surely...)

Church/Cult

The Mad Carnival

Honorary & Occupational Titles

The Mad Clown, the Prince of Chaos, the Divine Harlequin, (LEVEL INFINITY EPIC SUPER GOD PLUS)

Circumstances of Birth

(Well you see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much...)

Circumstances of Death

(COMEDY NEVER DIES, AHAHAHAHAHAAA- *cough cough*)

Eyes

Swirling rainbow

Hair

Medium-length, messy, red, (majestic)

Height

5'10"

Weight

(Haven't you heard not to ask a god their weight?)