Anomaly 503-THE BIG ONE

Object 503
Date of acquisition: 5/23/1973.
Security Class: Gamma Beta ALPHA
Object 503 is EVERYTHING A bottomless bag of money. Currency types vary depending on where 503 is located. For instance, if placed on U.S Soil, 503 will be filled with USD, whereas if its placed in Russia, it will be filled with rubles.
You guys dont understand, this is my ticket to the top!
Object 503 has a strong psychological effect on those who properly understand its effects, as well as those who are particularly greedy and/or manipulative. Risks of inflation of any currency contained within 503 have spurred the decision that 503 will not be used for funding purposes.
Who CARES about inflation. That shit is made up by the government. Let me have the bag.
Researcher Daniels has suggested a five man expedition inside of 503. Daniels proposed the use of flamethrowers to burn currency away and create a path. This proposal is being considered, as 503 does appear to be infinite.
Let me in the bag, Daniels. Think of what we could do with all that cash.
Researcher Soveksy is NOT to be allowed within a 50 foot vicinity of 503 due to the extreme psycho-hazardous effects 503 has on Sovesky.
FUCK YOU DANIELS. You'll regret this.
Addendum
Object 503 has been upgraded to security class Alpha after repeated attempts by Researcher Soveksy to gain access. Soveksy has been reassigned to Site Lawrence. 503 has been locked in a standard security lockbox, inside of a standard security locker, in the Site Alexander Security offices.