Scary stories for Naught kids
"It was the night before Wensless and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring except for young Dipthouf,
He slid out of bed and snuck down stairs,
to the kitchen he went for a snack of morn pears,
gobbling them down he laughed out loud
how easy it is to get away with what you aren't allowed.
sneaking back upstairs, his tummy all full,
He heard the sound of a charging bull!
He saw the great beast pounding towards him,
he cried for his parents but the couldn't hear over the din,
In the morning when they awoke,
The went to his bed and began to choke,
For no more little Dipthouf,
just a puddle of his former self"
Summary
Despite the deluge of new stories being told to youngsters today, the classics are still perfect for a young goblin to hear. The provide tried and tested moral lessons all while teaching about our history and the various dangers of the Underdark, making for perfect bed time reading.
Many of the stories are true to life too, recent increases in flattened children show that not enough of them are being told their classics, otherwise they would know all about the sudden Bull, demigod of punishing late night snacks.
Or of the Boobalo, who grow sin piles of discarded clothes.
Historical Basis
Many of the stories within have been told to young goblins for millenia, with originals dating back to the Orphid empire.
Spread
Goblins young and old across the Underdark have heard these stories
"Watch out for the deadly Booobalo, who grows under piles of clothes left on the floor and chairs, waiting for an unsuspecting young goblin to reach down to pick up a semi clean t-shirt before striking and eating them in its lair of clothes"
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