General
Name:
Yong Cha
Main Talent:
Energy Drink Mixology
Sub-Talents:
Graffiti Art, Gaming, Disc Jokeying
Year:
First
Age:
24
Height:
5'5"
Weight:
125 lbs
Nationality:
South Korean
Blood Type:
B+
Favorite Color:
Slime Green
Bio
I'm Yong Cha, yes, the Yong Cha of "Cha Cha Energy". If you haven't heard of my drink, then you either must be a total loser or less than 1 year old. I've been a hardcore connoisseur of energy drinks since I was 6 years old. When I was 13 I got bored of how little effect all of the drinks on the market at the time actually had on you, so I started to devlop my own!
It took a lot of trial and error to get right... and a few fights with various international governments on what counts as a supplement and what is considered a hardcore drug, but after 5 years of experimenting, I was finally able to formulate the delicious and hyperspeed focus and energy drink that's beloved world wide, Cha Cha Energy! Whether you're a hardcore gamer, streamer, athelete, masturbator, or overworked parent, Cha Cha Energy is sure to give you a true boost of energy and focus that you thought you could only get from street drugs! Now, with only a 10% chance of melting your brain into mush!
Of course, I didn't stop with just the one flavor, either. I want Cha Cha Energy to be enjoyed by everyone in the world, so I've tweaked the formula just enough to provide over 20 unique, thirst quenching flavors, without sacrificing any of the good shit. It even comes in low-calorie and zero sugar options as well!
So far, Cain University is pretty cool. Made some wicked friends who totally know how to play the game of life, but also came across some that think they're hot shit when they're just a spoiled nutjob. Yeah, I'm talking about you, Lamb, you uptight narcissist. Hiyoko is ten times the leader you'll ever be, which is why she's on the council and you're stuck playing make believe with a bunch of boring sycophants. Kimberly especially! I was rocking this look before you could even take your first steps! So don't start bitching about how I stole your outfit! It totally works better on me anyway than your flat chested self.
Lamb's time is coming to an end. Out with the old, in with the new! She and her stoopid slaves are going to get a real wake up call very soon!
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