Paul Darling

Exceptionally Gifted Music Producer

General

Name:

Paul Darling

Main Talent:

Music Production

Sub-Talents:

Disc Jockeying, Audio Tech, Digital Music Production

Year:

First

Age:

Height:

5'10"

Weight:

130 lbs

Nationality:

American

Blood Type:

A-

Favorite Color:

Green

Bio

What’s up sluts, I’m Paul and I make trash on the internet, which critics have proclaimed to be “technically music”. My music is a unique blend of EDM, garbage, house, trash, and memes. I’m here to be an absolute trash monkey and ruin all your days forever, so clear your schedules and get ready to get disappointed. If you’re the kind of person who wants to suffer my presence intentionally, you can find me on Youtube, Soundcloud, Twitter, Tumblr, and some bonus last thing I’m not really on but would be funny to say. Fill it in yourself. I’m from Texas, which sucks, and I’m here at Cain University because it’s eighteen hundred miles away according to google, and if I’m lucky I’ll never see those cursed lands ever again. Besides Texas, my least favorite thing is writing hundreds of words about myself, and also just kind of myself in general. I have no joy in my cold dead heart and I hope to share that with all of you whether you like it or not. I have absolutely no interest in joining your club, so please don’t ask. If you want me to reject you, try hitting on me instead. That’s over two hundred words.