Mariella Selma

Exceptionally Gifted Practical Effects Artist

General

Name:

Mariella Selma

Main Talent:

Practical Effects Design

Sub-Talents:

Robotics, Prop design, Chemistry

Year:

First

Age:

Height:

5'4"

Weight:

93 lbs

Nationality:

South African

Blood Type:

B+

Favorite Color:

Celadon

Bio

By Proxy of moral obligation I have brought myself to sit down and crank out this dumbass self-ego tugging short message for my "peers", and I guess that fits fine enough because merely being here likely means you are not a total failure...However talent doesnt mean you're not an ineffable ignoramus so please watch you're stupidity around me, I have a gun (although I am legally required to inform you it is not real and alter it to represent as much in a public environment (Update I added the visage of harmless Japanese Icon Hello Kitty and It came out pretty good, Please feel free to ask if you would like to see it)) Unless you're a fun ignoramus...Maybe we can talk then because my disdain for idiocy is severely outclassed by my affinity for entertainment. But I digress, In short I work in Effects, Practical effects to be exact, things like props, make up, little funny robots. Pretty much any kind of movie magic you can imagine without committing to the crutch of CG...bleh. No offense though I'm more than willing and interested in working with digital designers but the business's willingness to make use of you as an easy button makes me sick. eugh, cant even think about it..ANYWAYS I've been told Im fun at Parties, especially any that need hyper realistic dancing bears. I'll make anything if you can make it sound fun enough so whatever Message me if you want. Oh and here Is a list of Biases I have. I can totally like...Be open minded and stuff I guess but that doesnt mean Im not going to have weird preconceptions about you if you fall into any of these groups Just being honest! Flat earthers
People who have to use an acronym because saying what you actually are sounds and is bad
Astrology people (Fuck the stars)
Women who have makeup on before the suns out (Listen if I come to your room at 4Am And you're still caked the fuck out I think you're a vampire)
Swedes (IDEK its some ancestral shit..)
People between 5'3" and 5'5" I DONT LIKE THAT OUR EYES MEET NATURALLY